Corrupt-a-wish! game

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  1. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Granted, however, your job entitles you to be hired at small house parties for children, and when children see you, they kick your balls, hard.

    I wish I had some Shrimp.
    BattalionOfRed, Feb 9, 2012
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  2. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Granted, but you gotta eat it too.

    I wish I'd be free as a bird.
    Bart, Feb 9, 2012
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  3. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Granted but then a hunter comes and shoots you.

    I wish I was Dutch.
    slydessertfox, Feb 9, 2012
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  4. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Granted, but... Err... There's no con about being Dutch.

    I wish I'd speak every language in the world, por vavor.
    Bart, Feb 10, 2012
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  5. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but it combines into one super-language that people will never understand.
    I wish for cake.
    UnholyKnight800, Feb 10, 2012
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  6. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Granted, but it's a very nasty cake which eats your family and is most likely to do the same with you.

    I wish for... err... what did I wish for?
    Bart, Feb 10, 2012
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  7. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I cant grant it because you didnt tell me what you wished for.

    I wish for a million bucks.
    slydessertfox, Feb 10, 2012
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  8. Benerfe Well-Known Member

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    Granted.... We can't hold them back!!!! Ruuunn!BLAAHRARAA *Gets trampled by a million deer*

    I wish I had the power to troll people.
    Benerfe, Feb 10, 2012
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  9. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Granted but then you get banned.

    I wish for nothing
    slydessertfox, Feb 10, 2012
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  10. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but you die of nothing
    I wish you died 50 more times.
    UnholyKnight800, Feb 10, 2012
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  11. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Granted but you die before that can happen.

    I wish I was an unholy knight.
    slydessertfox, Feb 10, 2012
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  12. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Granted, but it sounds more bad-ass than it is, really.

    I wish I'd be a mere fox in the dessert, running to my freedom!
    Bart, Feb 11, 2012
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  13. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Granted, but You cant run in the dessert so instead I send you to the sahara and you die of no water.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of water.
    slydessertfox, Feb 11, 2012
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  14. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    You drown.

    I wish college application was easier.
    LeonTrotsky, Feb 11, 2012
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  15. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Granted but you are banned from applying.

    I wish I could be Superman.
    slydessertfox, Feb 11, 2012
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  16. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Granted, but you're a fox.

    I wish I could be a bat, in the night, flying, running, shooting, biting, batting, betting and betraying everyone who dares to trust me, because I'm a fucking BAT!
    Bart, Feb 12, 2012
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  17. A.A New Member

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    Granted, but since I can't trust you, I blow your head of, Because your a fucking BAT!

    I wish more people would be on.
    A.A, Apr 23, 2012
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  18. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Granted, but then you would have to come on when more people were on.

    I wish for a cookie.
    slydessertfox, Apr 23, 2012
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  19. A.A New Member

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    Granted, but the cookie was really good, you need more, you spend your life's savings on them, grow so fat not even Michelle Obama can fix you, and because of this, she releases nukes upon every Nation where your descendants are from.

    I wish The grasss was purple.
    A.A, Apr 23, 2012
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  20. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Granted, but that's only in Far Cry 2.

    I wish A.A's first post on this thread wasn't necropost.
    BattalionOfRed, Apr 23, 2012
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