Granted, but its deleted for spam instead. I wish Battalion of Red's real name was Freddy Battaliono.
Granted, but since I am the last remaining male in my family that can carry on my surname, my family is officially dead. Thanks, ass... I wish everybody would take away that American flag for their sig...
granted, and in it';s place they put the swastika, and join the new Nazi army, and conquer canada. Ha. i wish the Metro 2033 Soundtrack - #2 - Ending theme music just blew ass.
Granted, but even Eastern Europeans can make Dubstep sound nice (also, putting a Swastika in... anywhere is against the rules and will be taken down) I wish for more people posting here.
Granted but all those people hate you so much they have a dislike button put in just for you, congratz. I wish Poland would have kicked both the Germans and Russians in WW2.
Granted, But it had the cure to the bird flu it gave you. I wish I had a syringe full of poison in my hand with the needle pointed towards my throat.
Granted but police get to you before you can hurt yourself and beat you, and your arrested for attempted suicide. I wish my bus was filled with Bacon instead of dipshits.
Granted, but it runs you over. I wish, I wish, I... I wish you were a little mermaid. I could raise you in the tub at home. I'd sing for you, and that would be okay.
Granted, but they lock you away in an insane asylum because i dont exist. as a mermaid of course... I wish time stopped and i could do whatever i liked.
Granted, but we now live in a three dimensional world, instead of a four dimensional world. Asshole! I wish for da doodah, poopahdypooh.
Granted, but nobody has a clue as to what you are saying, so you are put in a Dutch mental institute. I wish I had better study habits.
Granted but you end up studying a series of books called how to fail at life. I wish I was a giant mutant fire breathing demon chicken that spread disease where ever it went.
Granted, but you're a supporter of the Church of Satan. Screw you, Satanist! I wish I could have a MUUUUH! BOOOH!
Granted but al-quida comes and steals and sterilize you to stop future dutch from being raised I wish this site is destoryed by Counter-revolutionary elements in the exiled society of cubans here in miami.
Granted, but the cake is a lie, and thus, you only get the pan. I wish Portal didn't crash when I play it on my PC.
Granted, but the Source game engine screws over your PC and makes Portal crash in the first minute of gameplay, as soon as the first portals appear. Which is exactly where it crashes for me... I wish computers wouldn't be so damned expensive and quickly become obsolete.
