Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but the number would blow your head up.

I wish I was also the god of beer.

Granted, but you get drunk and die of liver failure.

I wish I could pause time and re-start it, without any negative repercussions.

Granted, but the device you use breaks when pausing time, thus making you forever alone.

I wish Casey Hudson and Mac Walters die.

Granted, but you die as well.

I wish upon a star.

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I had one hundred thousend million billion dollars.

Granted, but set it all on fire.

I wish I had a bulletproof vest.

Granted, but you get shot in the head.

I wish I was bulletproof.

Granted, but you are poisoned.

I wish I was immune to death.

Granted, but you get chained to an anvil and dropped to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

I wish I could see into the future.

Granted, but you would see something scary and die.

I wish I the U, S and the A made sense.

Granted, but everything else stops making sense.

I wish I was unquestionable world leader.

Granted, but I would question you anyway.

I wish I could talk like Microsoft Sam.

Granted, but you sound like M4st3r Ch!3f.

I wish I was Charles Foster Kane.

Granted, but Rosebud is the name of your sledge.

I wish I had a sledge called Rosebud.

Granted, but your butler burns it.

I wish I owned the New York Inquirer.

Granted, but now all other newspapers gang up and buy you out.

I wish I owned every prestigious broadsheet newspaper in the world.

Granted, but all governments censor your newspaper's.

I wish I was emperor of the universe.

Granted, but your subordinates overthrow you.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, but the amount of knowledge destroys your brain, thus killing you.

I wish I had a helmet.

Granted, but it is stolen.

I wish I had a tank.