Granted, but there is now a 99% flat income tax rate. I wish I was exempt from all kinds of taxation, rent and payment in general.
Granted, but you become dead. I wish I had a laser pointer which could bring down any kind of aircraft.
Granted, but you are run over by a car while attempting to bring down an aircraft. I wish I lived in Canada.
Granted, but you die suddenly of a heart attack that you are unable to stop. I wish there wasn't a fanfic about us.
Granted, but then we are bitter forum enemies that eventually both get banned for being to extreme. I wish I could summon wind, thunder and lightning.
Granted, but somebody makes an abridged series about you which humiliates you. I wish I was 'A satirist [Ernst], the most dangerous kind of politician'.
Granted, but then abominable things happen as the forces of hell invade glorious Earth. I wish for a Mars colony.
Granted, but he returns an ardent commie who has seen the red 'light'. I wish for debating skills that could put even Kali to shame.
Granted, but it is a lie. I wish this thread's OP would return to make his own wish corruptions once more.
Granted, but they make the current active user-base look intelligent. I wish I was the replacement for all the current mods.
