Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but the Dutch would rise up and kill you.

I wish Kaiserreich happened.

Granted, but the Synidcatern win and we are subject to a worldwide commie dictatorship.

I wish Fallout happened.

I ask to be admin #trollface

Wait...what?

Granted, but then super mutants take over the world.

I wish Vermin Supreme was emperor of the universe.

Granted, but Stalin Shepard gets tortured.

I wish that Lighthouse had made a wish.

Granted, but it was a really shit wish.

I wish I was Lord Protector of Britain.

Not granted, but you get shot by Rob Dyrdek.

I wish Lighthouse made a wish. Again.

I wish Shisno would wish for me to become an Admin.

I wish Lighthouse became Admin General Aladeen

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish you all stopped doing it wrong.

Granted, but then you wouldn't be the only one doing it right.

I wish the Dutch were supreme. Not as supreme as Vermin Supreme. Just average supreme.

Granted, but that means they conquer Europe and begin genocidal attacks against all non-Dutch people.

I wish I had every qualification possible.

This is just another circle jerk... but this time there's only three of you!

Three people are sufficient for an efficient circle jerk.

Granted, but everyone gets nuked, nullifying your qualifications.

I wish Chives had a pink name.

Granted, but then he is no longer an orange anthropomorphic cat (tee hee).

I wish Alex Tran returned and had a huge argument with Chives which led to the un-banning of Toast and the return of MatthewChris, creating the ultimate drama thread.

Granted, but Napoleon is also unbanned, unleasing an era of darkness upon the forums.

I wish Alex Tran retuned.