Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but as I'm sure people have wished for that hundreds of times before, there are no more cookies, and so you get sucked into a wormhole in space and time, where there are still no cookies.

I wish I was happy

Granted, but you are incredibly naive because of this, which is a great hindrance to all your actions.

I wish for an encyclopaedic knowledge on all alternative historical events.

Granted, but you find out how great the world could have been if certain things had been done differently, and so fall into depression and become a recluse.

I wish I was 27

Granted, but you die inexplicably.

I wish I came up with a better corruption for your wish.

Granted, but your better corruption ends up with you dying.

I wish me and Epiccheesegrater got another chapter in our fanfic.

Granted, but it is terrible.

I wish somebody wrote a fanfic which cause controversy and mass-banning in a Totalitarian style.

Granted, but Stalin accidentally bans himself in the confusion and the forums have to reset in order to get ihm back.

I wish for my life to be perfect.

Granted, but your family has misery for 45667 generations.
I wish El Nino was over in California, seriously it was like freezing at 55 degrees!!!

Granted, but I've no fucking clue what you're talking about.

I wish for Unity in Diversity.

Granted, but I ain't have a clue about yours either
I wish for Lvl 84 Warlock Troll powers

Granted, but your wish makes no sense.

I wish 4 b3773r grammars.

Granted, but then you become a Grammar Nazi and all of a sudden everybody hates you.

I wish for a cult of loyal minions.

Granted, but your second in command kills you and takes over your cult.

I wish for the power of mind control.

Granted, but you eventually meet somebody with a stronger will than you who reverses the process and controls your mind.

I wish for copyright rights to everything.

Granted, but your copyrights are revoked after an investigation reveals your corruption.

You didn't wish sir. I shall do so in your stead.

I wish that I could see everything that was happening without somehow going insane.

Granted, but you see something so horrible and cruel that your will breaks and you go insane.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

Granted, but I steal them and use them all.

I wish for pie. I wish for cake. I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but your pastries end up exploding and the genie you got the wish from leaves you.

I wish for a fairy.

Granted, but they turn out to be pixies, like this:


I wish I had cool shades.