Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but then Neo kills you for stealing his rad shades.

Shisno didn't wish. Again.

I wish people would stop forgetting to wish.

Granted, but then the department that carries out all the wishes is shut down from too many wishes.

I wish more people joined this game.

Granted, but they're all spazzes.

I wish more people used the term 'spaz' .

Granted, but then everyone would be to verbose.

Shisno didn't wish...again.

I wish Shisno would stop it.

Granted, but then this wouldn't be fun.

I am upset by your lack of wishes, so I will rebut your corruption.

Despite the fact it is no fun for you, others do continue to make wishes of their own and you are force to return to normal posting on this thread.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but you break the space-time continuum.

I wish Epiccheesegrater doesn't get so god damn upset when others don't make wishes.

Granted, but then other people get upset instead.

I wish Shisno was Chives, for no reason.

Granted, but then Alex Tran would be upset his best bud took his place as numba one.

I wish Alex Tran was tribune.

Granted, but he becomes cruel and bitter and everybody draws away from him.

I wish I had a secret police.

Granted, but your secret police rises up against you and kills you.

I wish I had a robot bodyguard that would never betray me.

Granted, but he is destroyed by an alien.

I wish I had an intergalactic mining company.

Granted, but since no intergalactic space flight has been developed, your company fails to make money.

I wish I had technology that would allow me to leave Earth.

Granted, but once you leave Earth you cannot return safely, so you eventually starve to death in space.

I wish the Song of Ice and Fire books were less brutal to the characters I like.

Granted, but then it wouldn't be a good book.

I wish we could take a break.

Granted,but then I swoop in and get the last post.

I wish you gave up and I was supremely victorious.

Granted, but that would be no fun. And a bastard Brit would win.

I wish this game didn't last eternity.

Granted, but I would win it through sheer willpower.

I wish that after your surrender I win.