Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but its release also marks the beginning of the apocalypse.

I wish Harold Camping would simply die.

Granted, but it turns out Christianity is in fact true and God is ressurected.

I wish for this wish to cause a paradox.

Granted, but the paradox creates a black hole sucking up Earth.

I wish for C_G to permanently join me and Epiccheesegrater's two man circle jerk.

Granted, but then we make obscure Manchester references constantly and exclude you from the circlejerk.

I wish I earned money from doing nothing constructive.

Granted, but this "nothing consturctive" causes you go into a huge amount of debt (you are paying prostitutes for sex).

I wish for the ability to teleport to people so that they have to speak to me instead of fucking ignoring me.

Granted, but your ability causes the government to dissect your brain to learn how you do this.

I wish I was an invincible anarchist.

Granted, but the state of anarchy drives batshizzlemahizzle crazy.

I wish for a a cup of tea right the fuck NOW!!!

Granted, but it's your least favourite brand of tea-bag with the wrong amount of sugar and milk.

I wish for a cup of tea which is made the way I usually make it.

Granted, but you spill it on yourself.

That's happened to me before, now I know who to blame.

I wish for a cone of chips, for only 60p.

Granted but your ridiculous term causes the chippy man to throw them in your face

I wish for a portion of chips

Granted, but they're soaked in vinegar to the point where they become a vinegary version of mashed potatoes.

I wish for a money-printing machine.

Granted but it prints monopoly money

I wish for Tevez's credit card and pin

Granted, but all of his bank accounts are empty because the bank used his money to invest in off-world mining ventures.

I wish I was a venture capitalist.

Granted, but you venture to Antartica and die.

I wish Shisno was capable of wishing

Granted, but my wish would be uncorruptable.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.

Granted, but the thread ends abruptly and I hunt you down in vengeance, using a kitchen knife to shank you.

I wish for one of them snazzy different titles, like 'Autism General' or 'Proctor'.

Granted, but you don't get a colored name, thus leading to you having little importance.

I wish Alex Tran had a pink name.

Granted, but it leads to people hating him out of jealousy, which means he gets banned indefinitely.

I wish to know why Shisno has an obsession over Alex Tran.