Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, there can no loner black font, but they is tar, so. (you should have used there, so my sentence makes no sense)

I wish that shisno and ECG would stop posting in forum games.

Granted, but then no one would post in them anymore.

I wish Shisno made a wish.

Granted, but the wish is incorruptible.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but you get the nothing from the Neverending Story instead.

I wish for everything.

Granted, but your everything is stolen and you end up having nothing.

I wish for an adequate amount of things.

Granted, but they are seized by bailiffs.

I wish I owned a bailiffing company.

Granted, but bailiff's are police officers, and therefore, not a company.

I wish to be the best judge in the world.

Granted, but you achieve this through falsified evidence and eventually you are found out and sent down for seven years.

I wish I owned a theatre.

Granted, but your theatre is only allowed to play The Matrix 2 and 3.

Granted but FUCK YOU, YOU DIDN'T MAKE A FUCKING WISH AGAIN! SCHEIßE!

I wish when I get angry, not only do I turn green, but I swear violently in other languages.

Granted, but all your friends and family abandon you.

I wish I had the power to sleep whenever I wanted for however long I wanted.

Granted, but the government steals your DNA and gives it to their soldiers, then silences you forever.

I wish Shisno understood the difference between a theatre and a cinema.

Granted, but I already do.

I wish Epiccheesegrater would not doubt my intellect.

Granted, but then everybody else does instead.

I wish for ownership over a major film production company.

Granted, but it soon is the place of a bombing.

I wish that I kept my title for 1 month.

Granted, but nobody appreciates it.

I wish for a title too.

Granted, but Chives gives me back my original title, making me pissed off at you.

I wish for moddable consoles.

Granted, but then the red ring of death happens.

I wish @Dudstraction! would return.

Granteed, and I really don't want to corrupt this wish, but he quits again after 1 post.

I wish @rangerspetsnaz would return