Granted, but the nation hates you after funding murderers and resource whores. I wish i could have a pet singing chicken who shoots fire.
Granted, but it is stolen by I.G. Farben for experimental purposes. I wish I owned a private laboratory.
Granted, but it explodes and sends the earth into a nuclear holocaust I wish i lead the people of Post-Apocalyptic Earth to glory!
Granted but i dump snakes in there who burrow and destory your garden. one day they come out just bite you in the toast. I wish i could pass my last aerospace exam so i can be a 2nd lieutenant in my squadron =]
granted but your scope explodes when you try to use it. taking out your right eye. the reason? cause it was you who messed up my promotion! i wish to know if the minecraft server is still used by the nkvd?
Granted, but the answer upsets you greatly and you quit the forum forever. I wish I had druidic powers.
Granted, but you lose control of it, and it destroys the world. I wish I could create an advanced subterranean society.
Granted, but a disease infects the society and kills everyone. I wish i could have an army of mole men.
Granted, but after several clashes most of the subhuman mole-men are killed in a decisive battle, and the rest are killed for being a genetically inferior race. You are also arrested for consorting with sub-humans and a fascist, human-centric dictatorship takes over. You are then shot quietly behind the acid shed and any trace of you methodically erased. I wish I was the dear leader of the aforementioned dictatorship.
Granted, but the provisional government set up by the revolutionary party cannot make solid decisions due to the factionalism in the provisional government which divides them. This leads to a bitter civil war, with anarchy taking hold in many places and martial law being enforced in various cities. Eventually, capitalist foreign powers fund the remains of the former regime and donate troops and resources to the cause. These capitalist-funded forces eventually capitalise on the division and civil war the revolutionary factions suffer from. The revolutionaries are smashed in many decisive battles, and you are found and exiled to Corsica. The nation's infrastructure is in tatters (but then again, so is pretty much everything else), though the capitalist factions begin reconstructing society after the devastating civil war which gripped the entire nation. This image brings you great despair, and by the time you leave Corsica as an old man, you are disillusioned with the left-wing, and commit suicide in a cheap flat in Carcassonne, five days after you leave your exile. I wish...I was there.
Granted, but martians overthrow you and kill all of your colonists. I wish I had an orbital bombardment gun.
Granted, but you have no way of using it, or even preventing it floating away into space. I wish I had something interesting to do with the next three months.
Granted, but you like it so much you become obsessed with it, until you can do nothing else and it ruins your life. I wish for a better computer.
