Granted but someone who really needs it takes it instead. I wish i knew how economy worked it so confusing!!
Granted, but you shoot it the wrong way, kill somebody important and are put in prison. I wish I had a nice, ornate, classy office.
Fine, but a secretary seduces you and charges you for sexual harrasment, she takes your office and puts you on the street. I wish Castro died the guy can't even walk and probally can't even take care of himself.
Granted, but the Cuban communist party are enraged by their dear leader's death; upon realising you wish him to death, they hunt you down and shoot you in vengeance. I wish I had a sten gun.
Granted, but you die so you cannot enjoy this new Detroit. I wish for something interesting to happen.
Granted, but that causes the return of your great and powerful arch-enemy, Shisno. I wish I had something to make my return even grander.
Granted, but it is destroyed in the mail. I wish i had an army of Gremlins, whose lieutenant was Shisno.
Granted, but the gremlins end up killing you and make me their leader, and I go on to conquer the world, and leave you out of the history books. I wish that the thing I used to make my return greater wasn't lost in the mail.
Granted it's in your hands until CIA, M15,KGB,ISI, and interpol come in to take away such a dangerous thing from your crazy self AND put you in jail. I wish for Iran to finally stop being such a aggresor and Nucler facility making son of bitch!
Granted, but then I wouldn't be able to laugh at such retarded comments people make on it. I wish that I could meet such a silly person like you every day.
Granted, but you yourself are one so your life doesn't change at all. Edit: I wish I didn't forget to put a wish in my post.
Granted, but the wish you put made you suffer for the rest of your life. I wish Fred Battaliono did not spread lies and slander.
Granted, but everything he said about you was true. I wish I remembered to read comrade Stalin's speeches before watching the new parts of the Stalin Subway Let's Play.
Granged but you forget that you can't read russian. I wish someone could make a game like LCS but with actual avatar's.
