Corrupt-a-wish! game

Sorry for breaking the rules but what's your wish really mean?

I wish there was a crime squad game like Liberal Crime Squad for every Ideology, i.e. Libertarian Crime Squad, Conservative Crime Squad (Tea Party Simulator 2012), Communist Crime Squad etc

Granted, but you didn't corrupt the wish above you so your wish is invalidated.

I wish for pie.

Granted, but it has cockroaches on it.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it's mouldy.

I wish for a large sharpened cutting instrument.

Granted but you cut your moms boob off and get the smake down of the century.

You didn't wish. Fail.

I wish I had the power to collapse businesses at will.

Granted, but as soon as you collapse one business, all business' collapse, thus throwing the world into a large economic depression.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but they're all corrupted so you get even more corruption.

I wish for Vaudeville.

Granted, but you only get a few minutes of it.

I wish for the Sunshine Boys.

Granted, but they disappoint you.

I wish for the ultimate weapon.

Granted, but that weapon breaks before you can even use it.

I wish I could meet Mel Brooks.

Granted, but you are disappointed by him.

I wish that I won on all of these threads.

Granted, but then you would no longer continue to have a high post count.

I wish that everyone other than Epiccheesegrater stopped tainting our threads.

Granted, but then I turn insane and bad things happen, resulting in both of us being banned.

I wish I was a god-tier genius.

Granted, but the your amount of knowledge causes the government to abduct you and dissect you brain.

I wish for a gram of gold.

Granted, but it is fool's gold.

I wish for diamonds.

Granted, but it is worth 1£.

You didn't wish.

I wish for £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Granted, but it turns out that Germany has a secret button that makes the euro worth more and the pound worth nothing. And Angela Merkel just pressed that button.

I wish that I lived on the Moon.