Granted, but they are beyond pathetic, and fail to complete any task you ask of them. I wish for more spoilers.
Granted, but you mess it up so your post is a mess of / and ]. I wish BattalionOfRed was not an objectively awful human being.
Granted, but you become an awful human being. I wish Epiccheesegrater wasn't so jelly of the Germanic Union's navy.
Granted, but then everybody else is and they invade you from all angles. I wish I had more than 1 wheat producing province.
Granted, but you already do. (Belfast and London) I wish Epiccheesegrater knew how to play Supremacy 1914.
Granted, but then you were simply a lake. I wish that I could fall asleep whenever I wanted and wake up whenever I wanted.
Granted, but the government steals you to create super-soldiers with your genes. I wish for copious amounts of alcohol.
Granted, but it becomes infected and you die painfully of gangrene. I wish for ownership over the best game ever.
Granted, but one day later, an even better game is made, and it quickly makes your game look like shit. I wish to never have a paper cut.
Granted, but you get a cut from a meat cleaver instead. I wish for one of those orbs, like in Lord of the Rings.
Granted, but their are many orbs in Lord of the Rings, and thus you get one that kills you. I wish for a can of Sprite.
Granted, but it is completely valueless and the government takes 80% if it. I wish spies would stop sapping my sentry.
Granted. A heavy+medic team comes a long and destroys the sentry, dispenser and your teleport while in the process of killing you. I wish for 3 new hats.
