Corrupt-a-wish! game

I quite like that, actually. Yes, death to Spain!

Granted, but once you stop time, it stops everything, including you, so you end up stuck forever.

I wish for a bow.

Granted, but it has no arrows.

I wish for a gun, with the relevant ammunition.

Granted, but you only get a single round.

I wish for a blank flag.

Granted, but somebody draws penises all over it.

I wish for the return of the hexagon war thread.

Granted, but it's really lame.

I wish for people to call me Fredward von Battaliono.

Granted, but then you get banned for no reason.

I wish for a title which is cool and edgy.

Granted, but it isn't as cool and edgey as mine.

I wish that I didn't have to read through the City-States RPG posts I missed.

Granted, but then you do not understand what is happening and you and your nation are thoughroughly raped.

I wish for somebody to make a statement which I can post in the 'Out of Context!' thread.

Granted, but it is insulting of your mother.

I wish for a grand piano.

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish for an organ.

Granted, but it is faulty, and does not make noise.

I wish for mad piano skills.