Dog faces death for attack on cat

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  1. 0bserver92 Grand King of Moderation

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    Considering I have a cat on my lap right now I say all you cat haters are terrible people.
  2. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I say put him in jail for 2 years (equal to 14 dog years.)
  3. C_G Well-Known Member

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    Dogs are twats. Cats are amazing. Strap the dog to a table and let thousands of cats into the same room as it. See how that cunt likes it...
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    Dogs actually like their owners where cats could not care less.
  5. C_G Well-Known Member

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    My cat loves me, without a doubt. It hates strangers. Work it out.
  6. Byzantium's Revenge Well-Known Member

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    Cats are quite clearly superior. For one thing, you don't have to worry about them shitting all over the place. They don't slobber. And they don't try to frighten any strangers who come to the door.

    Cats are the shit. Dogs are just shit.
  7. C_G Well-Known Member

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    Wait, cats are the dos bollocks. See what I did there?
  8. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Compare it. Humans have abolished death penalty. And, if a human attacks another human and kills it, we don't kill the human, so why would we if the victim survived?
  9. Byzantium's Revenge Well-Known Member

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    You don't pussyfoot around when it comes to puns.
  10. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Yes but this is a dog. It probably is convinced was a perfectly reasonable thing to do - thus "mental insanity". We'll need Dog Asylums for the Dogs unable to understand that attacking Cats is a bad thing.
  11. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    I hate it when people think I'm a douche when I say I don't think animals deserve the same rights as humans.
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    Bullshit. Cats just don't lick your asshole the same as dogs do. Dogs are clingy little bastards, you may as well go ahead and lick the dog's sweaty anus.
  13. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Animals do deserve "rights". But more like Animal Cruelty laws than putting a dog in prison.
  14. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    They're all horrible if you ask me, shedding their hair over everything, shitting all over the place, stinking everything out, wiping their bottoms on the carpet, running around doing dumb things, casually walking over to you and then vomiting. Urrgh, I hate pets, in case you didn't guess.
  15. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Exactly. Then you have so-called "animal rights activist" assholes who think you are less than human for differentiating between animals and people.
  16. 0bserver92 Grand King of Moderation

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    I would love to see our resident vegan and animal lover Ronald thoughts on this.
  17. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    I didn't say they deserve the same rights, I just made a comparison. But I still think you shouldn't just kill a dog. It's his instinct, you might as well kill all other dogs on the planet.
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    efff pets :mad:
  19. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    It's routine practice to euthanize animals that are a menace, the title of the thread is misleading and sensationalist.
    Most of the time it's the owner's fault which is one of the many reasons I don't support pet ownership.

    Also, I'm not a gaybag animal lover.
  20. Byzantium's Revenge Well-Known Member

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    It's routine to euthanise animals that are a menace to humans. Normally, the courts would wait until a human being had actually been harmed by the dog before handing down the death sentence.

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