I had the party I was playing with go into a tavern. where we carved dice and made character sheets from parchment to ultamently play D&D withen D&D. But the dungon master put a stop to this after about 5 minutes.
I was always suspicious of the dungeon master with his little screen to hide his dice rolls. It also seemed every session boiled down to having sex with a troll or other beast of some kind. Yeah, I've hung out with some weird people in my days.
BTW, it says right in the DMs guid to bullshit when the game is becomming unfair if you did not know. he is basicly a moderator to make sure the game is not too easy or hard. Hell, some of those dice roles are re rolls.
That son of a bitch. So what your saying is that I didn't have to get inappropriately touched by those dire rats while Dryzt watched and laughed. Revenge will be mine.
Can somebody explain how Dungeons and Dragons works? It seems like such complex game would have to have a large ruleset, but that seems as if it would restrict its amazing flexibility.
Yeah, its a table top game so the limit is you imagination. You can modify rules. Get the Players handbook from any version, I suggest 4.0, the newest one is best for new players.
I am a pretty fair DM, whenever my team is in a "HOLY SHIT" situation I never get them out, I like to watch them die . (but later resurrect them.)
Once I was placed on a giant stick with meowmeow, a shit coverd man, the rabbit from monty python, and a Gelatanous Cube. My companions set it on fire but made sure I was barely alive and sold it to a sex addict when I was shat on and violated for about 5 days before they broke in, stole it, and sold it back to him and repeated until they made a lot of money because he was dumb. I died shortly after and they refused to resurect me. That was fucked up.
oh man, good memories. my friends and i were playing version 4 and i was a chaotic evil dragonborn in a group of good human paladins... you can probably see where this is going. when we finished a dungeon, we found a bunch of female elf prisoners. my party members rescued them, and then when we got to the city, and they went to release them, i grabbed them all and sold them to the slaver XD i made 10000 gold and didnt share XD XD
