The mercenary group, the NAACP, offers work to any to who need assitance in war and is based in Sicily.
I wanted A coca cola, some new Nikes, 3 pencils, and silly string. But this will do. I accept in advance.
The army of Provence storms over the Swiss border. Given you guys are nuking each other, this is a relatively reasonable thing to do. Also Provence agents smuggle a WMD out of Russia and into Provence, because no one noticed obviously. Obviously the Swiss wont last long because they're Swiss.
Russia sends its bear riding, vodka drinking, ak47 wielding, cossacks against all mechs. Russia Nukes Switzerland. Russia allies with the empire from star wars.
China sends out it's biggest hero to the frontline He kills every russian bear caralryman and drinked all the vodka.