Italy bribes the Reapers to fuck Russia up, Italy makes air strikes in Moscow, will only spare them IF they become the USSR in the next game.
In 2075? I am willing to abandon Boston, if you will ally y0ourself with me... Russia sends its entire nuclear arsenal at Reapers. Russia builds 10000000 more nukes with Lenin's zombie coma powers... SPECIAL NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT: Vladimir Putin rises from the dead and becomes co leader...
Hmmmmm... Deal. But please stop spamming nukes everyone. Makes the game really lame. I am going to play as a part of France since it is almost ashes it would be interesting.
But I like my bombs... MAy France and the mighty USSR spread across the world like a plague of locust! LONG LIVE COMMUNISM ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭!!!!!!!!!!!!! Russia nukes...something.
1 billion kamikaze' use cryo bombs on the world. A giesha gives every one in russia super aids. MechaGodzilla attacks Europe.
Ha! We already had AIDS, your attempts failed. Lenin uses his magic to grow twice the size of earth and destroys mechagodzilla.
All of your country's army's training manuals are playing Katawa Shoujo. All your solders end up leaving the army out of total sadness from playing it. Then the UASM launches a counterattack.
Russia proposes that Godzillas empire and our own temporarily join forces to take out the moon. Then we settle our issues by ourselves.
Japan agrees Super Sayain Anwrise is immortal and with Demon King Nabunaga Oda leads Godzillas army against the moon.
Russia sends Zombie coma Lenin leading his army of bear riding vodka drink8ing ak47 wielding Cossacks against the moon. OOC: Wow shisno your fucked.
Japan sends demonic samurai with hentai tentacles and trany gundam mechs wielding giant lazer katanas shaped like penis.