Favourite Comic Stirps

will someone please explain to me the logical reason for putting the R in front of the E : centre, threatre, massacre

Ok then, continue to spell words incorrectly.

Eh, British English has way more messy bits since it was totally natural for so long. American English has had quite a bit of tinkering.

Incidentally:

Our : OW-err as Colour : Cuh-lOW-err vs. Or : ore as Color : Cuh-lore
In my experience people don't say 'Cuh-lOW-err,' they say Cuh-lore, despite the version of English they speak.

Also, if meter is metre, shouldn't alabaster be alabastre?

As well, mum =/= mother. There's no 'u' in mother, there's an 'o,' hence 'mom.'

Your example doesn't make much sense. An ellipses means that there is a break in thought and speech, that you will be making a new statement afterwards.

@Link I don't think 'stirp' is an actual word, I think he misspelled strip.

I don't know why the correct version of the English language is written like that, it just is. Anyway, the original is always best. I would construct a proper argument, but I can't be bothered. Even if I did, you'd win, as your intelligence surpasses mine, by a lot.

Centre not Center. That is all.

See? Che can spell words correctly.

Well, at least in Dutch, if you'd say something like "I don't want no banana", you'd say "I want a banana". I don't know the term for it, and as I suck at explaining, I can't imagine I'm making myself very clear...

I thought you meant a literal ellipses. Double negatives exist in English as well, but "I don't want no banana," is not proper speech anyways.

Its a valid sentence but completely stupid by convention.

I didn't either, but I googled comic stirp. Try it yourself.

He said it was a misspelling on Skype.

Did I just laugh at a comic about Child Abuse? Yes. Yes I did.

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