Ghosts/Spiritual entities

I honestly believe in the existence of a soul, for the reason that animals can sense when someone has died. Whether or not I believe in ghosts or not I can't decide. It seems impossible to my logical side.

Sly has made me laugh on various occasions with his ghost stories.

Lol, I remember now.

Pick one

My left testicle. It always feels juicier than the right.

Haha, you are so clever. Give yourself a nice pat on the back. Preferably with some sharp object.

Oh, you suggest that I kill myself. Clever, Link. I don't think anyone has ever come with such an amount of whit in the entirety of the forums.

I probably have, multiple times.

You happened to be the member I was thinking.

Once again, pick one.
I don't know if I should do this again, since you took it so hard last time.

I'm sorry Link, but I don't understand... you want me to pick you or Toast? Toast all the way.

Here is a pic of Zelda to masturbate over whilst you recover from the shock:

The reason why this forum is hilarious.

Are you an idiot, or do you just derive some form of pleasure from pretending to be one?

Truth be told, I am not an idiot. I do not derive any kind of pleasure from conversing with the likes of you, I would much rather converse with people alot more real to me than the people that are members of this internet site. I just use it as a form of, decreasingly satisfactory, procrastination from real, important, sutff I should be concentrationg on, exams for example, and it just so happens that I act as an idiot in an inana effort to prolong the, already fairly long, sessions of procrastination. Afterall, shouldn't that be the main purpose of this glorious invention of the internet, to procrastinate. Isn't that what every invention is based around? Ironically, somewhat, because in inventing you are working which is quite the opposite of procrastination. A parralax, as it were, at what point does procrastination stop being procrastination and become work? Personally, I already view this relatively lengthy rant to be a form of work as I started concentrating too hard on it a time that is too long ago already. Alas, Link, I have run out of things to say. So I shall leave thee with this piece of work, that started as a form of procrastination, to ponder over. Maybe you can derive your own answer as to whether or not I derive some form of pleasure from being an idiot.

You're trying too hard.

This is just redundant as fuck.

This needs a question mark.

No, it isn't, and your ensuing rant is almost as stupid as what preceded it.

I hope so, or else you must be a very unhappy person.

@Link

I shall simplify it, I really don't give a fuck, not even in the slightest, what people on this forum think of me because as far as I am conerned they do not exist. Same goes for you. So yes, I do act like an idiot because it has no bearing on anything in my life that actually matters.

Why do you keep replying if you "don't give a fuck"?

As previously stated, because I use it to procrastinate.

If you didn't give a fuck, you would not attempt to protect your appearance, or tell us multiple times that you don't give a fuck.