Godmodding

So ur wid yo honi and ur makin out wen the phone ringz. U ansr it n da voice sayz "wut r u doin wit ma daughter?"
u tel ur girl n she say "ma dad is ded."
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Typing it like that ^ would remove the whole relevance of my post. Not to mention the fact that it would just be complete spam. Your post has gotten me to be quite depressed, excuse me while a tok a phat doobie bro.

It is called copypasta for a reason. If you are considering suicide, I suggest hanging.

Like I'm going to waste money on rope. I live in an apartment, i got this covered

I can send you Xanax if you want,

anyways I use my powers of the words and write you a strongly worded letter demanding the dollar.

mods need to add a poll to this thread. How should penguin kill himself? Gun or Cynade. I am sure there will be 1000 of posts.

Global warming should be on that list as well.

Global warming is a lie created by the Coca-Cola company.

I use a rope as a pen and write a strongly worded letter threatening legal action if the dollar is not given back. I proceed to eat the dollar.

I rip out your intestants and take the 2 dolla bill.

I blink and the dollar is in my hand.

I use my laser eyes and epic guitar solo to melt your face off.

My 2 dollaz

Whilst riding a raptor I shoot your hands off using a ray gun and take the 2 dollars.

I tell u of the fate of peguin and you scream. As you inhale from the scream, you breath microscopic viruses which spread through your system. You gasp for air, reaching for the antidote I hold above your head. The last image you see is my zombiefied face pinching the two dollars from your hand.

... I was gonna write a love story, but then that would be over god-modding....