How did you come up with your online name?

I don't think I've been on any forum that lets users just change their own names and I don't think there is any way to implement it on this forum. You can always contact a mod and we will always change it as long as it is appropriate.

EDIT: Scratch that, I have been on browser games with forums that let you change your name.

Yea guess I could see that and it would probably be confusing if everyone started to change their name.

@Chelsea fair enough

I chose my name because fuck. Why not?

You didn't choose your name. You spelled it incorrectly and it was too late to go back.

EDIT: And this name was chosen because Stalin specifically demanded my input on a topic. He called me out, hence "You Rang?".

How did you choose your original name?

I chose a random set of sounds and affixed '-cation' to the end.

Kala - Obviously a acronym for Khala, the Protoss main Religion "Path of ascension"

Lifi - Light emitting plasma.

Cation.

So Kalalification was actually translated to a Process of a Protoss religion's Light emmiting plasma.

So perhaps you can Kalify someone?

This might sound complex and rather cryptic but bare with me -- I used my first name (because I'm un-creative).

There's actually a kind of story behind mine. In 9th grade I had the most horrible French teacher. She was always very cranky, yelled all the time and her English was terrible and had a very strong accent. One day I was quite late to class, everyone else had settled in at the lesson had already begun. She wasn't happy with my interruption, and screamed out my name (in full), but because of her accent it came out as "IRON CHIN!!!!". Entire class burst out laughing.

You didn't find it strange when FeyBart mysteriously disappeared, and the same day he did a new member popped up called DutchMasterRace with the same number of posts and had a personality exactly like FeyBart?

How did you get that name? That's kinda the whole point.

Well it was the abbreviation of Carmine_Galante, and I chose that name because it was a mafia-based game.

I always thought you chose that name because it looked like one of those face thing people type like >_>. Except it was CG

Lots of people have speculated on where it came from. I even forgot for a time, and only remembered when I was reading about the Bonanno Crime Family.

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I Want new account but the evil bloodhungry mods won't allow me, I'm mean sure if they allowed me they would also have to allow every other member to make a new account if they so pleased. But screw them, I'm awesome.

Conspiracies everywhere.

The story behind the name @DutchMasterRace is obvious, but how did you get FeyBart?

Lies and slander!