...I dress myself ...I am "that guy" ...I can name all of the US Presidents from most recent to first
I don't want to sound like a badass but, i'm officially better-dressed than the entire left wing I share my birthday with Kaiser Wilhelm II and Holocaust memorial day i've never been a hospital patient i'm a complete asshole. I would come up with more, but i'm about as badass as a Teletubby's chocolate teapot. Actually that does sound kinda bad-ass. Hmmm, what isn't bad-ass at all? I know, Chuck Norris and his stupid meme ass.
...I make babies smile ...I am the most generic user on this forum(I think you'll agree) ...I drank paprika palinca (Kinda like vodka made out of paprika) ...I crossed a red light while walking ...I can make smileys
...my 4000 acre cattle farm has no fences ...my girlfriend was the only chick in the entire school who didn't have "duck lips" (win) ...i once had a sexual fantasy involving comradeler, soviet and SPQR WHILE in a call with them. ...i find lucy and chelsea only moderately interesting
.. I can believe it's not butter .. I ate the big pineapple .. I am Lers, ruler of Omicron Perseai 8 .. My life is like a murder mystery, without the murder
...I outran an Audi S3 in a Mitsubishi Colt 1.1. ...I fought a guy who was older than me in secondary school and reduced him to tears after only two punches. ...I achieved a degree in mathematics despite doing absolutely fuck all for it.