I don't want to sound like a badass but... (insert joke here)

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    And would that be a good thing or a bad thing? :p
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    I don't want to sound like a badass but,
    i'm officially better-dressed than the entire left wing
    I share my birthday with Kaiser Wilhelm II and Holocaust memorial day
    i've never been a hospital patient
    i'm a complete asshole.
    I would come up with more, but i'm about as badass as a Teletubby's chocolate teapot. Actually that does sound kinda bad-ass. Hmmm, what isn't bad-ass at all? I know, Chuck Norris and his stupid meme ass.
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