If a god provided proof of his existence....

Discussion in 'General Philosophy' started by General Mosh, Apr 27, 2012.

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Which god(s) would you want it (they) to be?

Christianity 12 vote(s) 17.9%
Judaism 1 vote(s) 1.5%
Islam 6 vote(s) 9.0%
Roman Gods 5 vote(s) 7.5%
Egyptian Gods 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Norse Gods 16 vote(s) 23.9%
Greek Gods 5 vote(s) 7.5%
Buddhist Gods (or deities, however you want to classify them) 5 vote(s) 7.5%
Hindu Gods 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Other (please specify) 17 vote(s) 25.4%
  1. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Don't forget ticks.;)
  2. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Hm, never had too much trouble with those.

    Oh, and I call dibs on whichever room the sloths get. I'll be cuddling those cute motherfuckers until we hit land again.
  3. TheRedHeadGamer He number 666

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    They won't die, I,ll allow them to live on my life blood and when the water's lower. You,ll have to deal with mutant vampire mosquitos !

    P.S. Same with ticks.
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    WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?
  5. TheRedHeadGamer He number 666

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    ALL HAIL MANSQUITO ! Also I need some sort of animal to act as the dark lord's minions if he does turn out to exist, after all goat's are over used.
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    Worship the Sun and pray to Joe Peschi. if i cant have that, then the Norse Gods, because they are epic warriors and the Nordic myths make them to be relatively humble (compared to other gods) and they can all die, as they do during Ragnarok. also Valhalla is bad ass, i mean come on, sexy women, food and drink, and tons of badass warriors just like you, best thing ever.
  7. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Whatever god Scientology believes in, he should definitely be god.
  8. Mobmaster Is Ozan

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    Flying Spagghetti monster!!!!

    No but in all seriousness, no offence OP, but Budhism, just for the pure and easy fact, that no budhist has ever gone to war to bring his faith to any infidels or heathens or heretics, whereas sadly, Islam has been abused for that purpose (even though Islam is actually quite a good belief imo), I just wouldn't want to see the Jihadists go completely apeshit and kill even more people.
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    Norse Elder Scrolls gods know how to have a bit of fun. If I was a god, I wouldn't force people to pray to me five times a day, facing a black box and having to wash their feet every time they do it. Or even every Sunday. If I was a god, I guess my motto would be 'Time for a little mischief.'

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