Jesus, couldn't you have given me an easy one, like the one on (I think) Bart's thread? Anyway, I'd definitely kill Rick Perry, seeing as Nick Clegg speaks Dutch fluently and Churchill is already dead. Then, I'd fuck Clegg, seeing as I'm not into necrophilia and marry Churchill, 'cos he's dead and it wouldn't be legal anyway.
As I said, I answered all sex related questions with 100% honesty. When I have a boner looking for a tape measure is one of the last things that's on my mind.
It depends on the day, but generally it's anywhere between 18-30 degrees, although 30 is a really hot day. Today, it was pretty hot, I think it reached around 27-28 degrees.
If you were to die in an action-film-esque scenario, what action-film would you want it to be most similar to?
Hmm, that one jedi kid in Star Wars III that jumped in front of a bunch of Clone Troopers to save that one ambassador dude or something was pretty badass, I guess. Bring it. Actually, I said I answered them sincerely to that point. I don't think I'll stop being serious on that, though.
I think with Yao Ming, I would have less chances of him firing off a laser in my ass. Then again, Tony Stark is a fucking badass. Still, I'd go for Ming.
Goats are fine, I guess. And yes, I've eaten stranger things than a goat's stomach, so as long as it's cooked normally, yes, I'll eat it. No swag. Eh, no. The risk of getting shot would be too high. Not to mention there's nothing to rebel against here, really. I don't think they ever found a fossilised penis.
"The anuses of men live long after them. Their penises are often en-turned with their bones. So let it be for Caesar's Penis." -Marcus Anthony, Julius Caesar
It looks pretty nice, it's good to see something different than the boring tricolour we have over here.