Kim Jong Il is dead.

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  1. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    That was invented for the North Korean elite and the average citizen couldn't buy one...
    battleearl, Jan 4, 2012
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  2. Bart (Moderator) NKVD Channel Maintainer

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    Yeah, North Koreans aren't really human. They don't have tellies, newspapers, amusement or food at all, really.
    Bart, Jan 4, 2012
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  3. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    They do its just as long as you suck the dick of the elite, or are an elite. Even still its so strongly state controlled your going to get this "America sucks blah blah blah, Suck Kim's 2000 inch cock and life will be awesome or you will die"
    Viking Socrates, Jan 4, 2012
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    But the US does suck!
    Bart, Jan 5, 2012
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    Yes, Kim Jong Il has died in battle while fighting a 60000 lb Dragon sent by the Americans to steal all of North Koreas children. He is remembered as the creator of rainbows, waterfalls, the electric guitar and the sport of hockey.
    Rob_the_Great, Jan 16, 2012
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  6. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Don't forget everything and everyone.....THANK YOU DEAR LEADER KIM JONG IL FOR GIVING ME MY WAIFU.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 16, 2012
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    Waifu?
    Warburg, Jan 16, 2012
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    I need to get a life.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 16, 2012
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  9. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    You forgot his greatest invention... THE HAMBURGER!
    battleearl, Jan 16, 2012
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    DON'T FORGET EVERYTHING......KIM JONG IL IS AN HERO OF THE INTERNETS.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 16, 2012
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  11. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    North Korea's very own Jesus and Tiger Woods... It wasn't until he died... until I realized how much actually appreciated his fashion style *cough* *cough* I mean... shooting skills!

    battleearl, Jan 16, 2012
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  12. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    EVERYONE MUST SING FOR KIM JONG IL, EVEN CHELSEA MUST SING.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 16, 2012
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    If the former dear leader wanted something to die instead of shooting, he would just blow it up with his mind.

    But I think the Dear leader will most be remembered for his fashion sense

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    Rob_the_Great, Jan 16, 2012
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  14. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    Ever heard of this guy... Alejandro Cao de Benós de Les y Perez? A Spanish aristocrat and the president of the Korean Friendship Association...



    Anyways... MANSE!!!
    battleearl, Jan 17, 2012
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    Viking Socrates, Jan 17, 2012
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    Alas, the dear leader as indeed passed. But i am concerned about how his son, Kim Jong Un will run the country. His father, as i said before achieved a great many things before he died. But i am interested to see how Kim Jong Un carries on his fathers greatest legacy.
    Rob_the_Great, Jan 17, 2012
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    Kim jong il was a hero to all of korea and he brought freedoms to his people.
    Viking Socrates, Jan 17, 2012
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    KIM JONG-IL IS THE BEST DJ OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!
    jona_v, Jan 18, 2012
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    He looks a little confused to me.
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    Let's hope the next guy is better.
    Rob_the_Great, Jan 18, 2012
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  20. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    And that kids... Is how the dear leader came up with PIZZA!
    battleearl, Jan 18, 2012
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