King of the hill

I convince Obama to sen the nukes at you and then rebuild the hill, my hill

I create an incredibly complicated plan that destroys your brain with the complications

MY HILL

I eat the hill.
My hill.

your stomach bursts and you die
my hill

I throw my feces at you and you run away
My hill

Feces throw me at you and you run away
My hill

I use paprika and cinnamon to choke you ,my hill.

I scare you away from the hill with my bad singing
My hill

I get Rebecca Black to scare you away with bad singing, kill her, and claim the hill. My hill.

I send an army of scorpions to poison you and rebecca black you both die

My hill

I fly over the hill droping scorpion poison killing you and the scorpions, my hill

I become a mutated scorpion-man and I jump to the plane and sting you

My hill

after loosing control of the plane and crashing, i make my way to the closest military base, get a modern modified T-55, drive back to the hill, blow you up and take the hill.
My hill

Your tank was my transformer.And when it transforms it crushes you.
My hill

I use my powers to lightning you. My hill.

I use a lightining rod to defend myself and I shoot you with a gun

My hill

I offer you a game of Russian Roulette with that fancy gun of yours.

You go first and die, realizing you had a UMP.45 and not a revolver.
I take the loaded UMP.45 and defend the position.

This hill is my hill.

I use a tank to shoot you off the hill. My hill.

I lecture you on the reality of the hill. I s it a hill, or just a figment of your imagination? You can't decide and are filled with self doubt as to whether or not life is worth living. You leave the hill and never return. My hill is the best hill.

I just shoot you and dont bother listening, my hill