King of the hill

Pineapples and toast! Delicious!



This hill belongs to me.

I kill you with 300 spartan warriors who are just dressed in a cape and leather underwear

My hill

I use a passageway through the mountains to flank you with a Persian army, so that you do not wipe out hundreds of thousands of Persians. My hill.

You don't fully understand... I am supreme ruler of everything and you answer my every whim... move off the hill.

My hill.

Kill yourself would you kindly? Becouse I am Andrew Ryan and I chose:My hill

i shoot Andrew Ryan
my hill

taco...

I use Lukakiwi's lack of imagination to reclaim the hill. It's mine now.

I use ethereal magics to overwhelm your face and destroy you. My hill.

taco

I say we share the hill. What do you say?

I say i aparantly lack imagination and thus cant bother thinkin how good it would be if we just shared it so i just shoot you. My unimaginative hill

I tare you apart with a chainsaw then I set you on fire

My hill :twisted: :twisted:

I kill you and eat you with a large spoon. My hill.

I call Uri Geller to bend the spoon around your body

My hill

I charge at you and bite your head. My hill.

i recreate a civilised empire which civilises all you barbarians and you make me emparor of the hill, my hill.

The leading nobles aren't happy with your rule. i organize ana ssassination party. We ambush you at a meeting house and stab you 23 times. You die and I claim the hill.

My eldest son journeys back to the capital of our civilised nation (the one that converted all you barbarians) and apeals to the great emparor to give him an army to go bach to the hill and get revenge for his fathers death and for the insults the half barbaric nobles have made at the Empire. He is granted his wish and returns to the hill like Casar and Sulla to Rome. He occupies the hill and makes a list with your names on it saying whoever kills the people on that list will get a reward. You are all killed brutaly in the streets and your homes. My son then continues to rule the hill repairing the war damages and restoring leagal system the nobles reverted and such. My sons hill.

If I own the hill, then I am the emperor and I would never allow your demon spawn to command an army. So I kill him instead. I punched holes in your assault and retained the hill.