King of the hill

I gather a group of Anarchists to slowly cause unrest amongst the people of the Empire, until a revolution takes place and you are overthrown. I then take power in a hereditiary dictatorship and rule the hill and the surrounding region. My hill.

I zerg rush the hill

My hill

I use superior Tyranids to devour your puny Zerg. My hill.

I uninstal Starcraft from this universe were playing in and then take the hill. My hill

I use a mighty flamethrower to incinerate you. My hill.

I make you play Big Rigs Over the Road Racing

My hill

Double mute grab!!!

what a what what? :?

Whilst PineappleJoe caught you all off guard I claimed the hill. My hill.

i come to my senses, turn around and knock you off the hill my hill

lol, a hill thats big enough to be an empire but small enough to be knocked of it

I fire the rabies virus at you and run away foaming at the mouth

MY HILL BEYATCH

I shoot an AIDS-infected bullet at you, and you flee in terror.

My hill.

i call the SPCA to put you down, my hill

I use zombies to overrun you. My hill.

i use porn to make you give me the hill. PWNED MY HILL

I tell my sister to be jail bait you fall for it
My hill

i use my conections to have your sister killed, you go to duneral i take hill.

I use an electromagnet to knock you out and take the hill. My hill.

I throw rocks at you and you run away

My hill

i place a pizaa ant thre bottom of the hill and when you go to take it i take the hill.