King of the hill

A racoon eats your pizza and I claim the hill all lonely with no friends or allies and sit down while I wallow in my self pity

i come to comfort you and share the hill with you, happy? our hill?
*theows maches down the hill* *Romulus runs after matches* my hill

I grab the matches then burn the hill down all of it then I make a new hill from its ashes but set myself on fire because I have no friends and die leaving the hill unnocupied

I do the very obvious and stroll onto the hill and take it, my hill

But then i Re spawn with a bunch of my new friends which are dragons that breathe fire and destroy the hill yet again then we rebuild it with your ashes and i sit atop with my mighty dragons and defend my new hill

but i am actualy alive and dig out of my grave despite the massive burns, then i go to a far away land called skyrim and find out i am dragonbore so i come back and kill all your dragons. My hill

But then i bring my fire breathing platypuss buddies to the party what now my hill

I bring my ice breathing aadvarks to the paryt, oh!!! My hill

I bring acid breathing flamingos to acidise you, my hill.

Oh yeah well I bring my hyperbeam. Shooting narwhals that can fly

My hill bitch

i bring reality and blow all your made ups tuff out of the water

MY HILL

i bring the entire 75th ranger regiment and kill you

MY hill BIATCH

i call in a few favors and get the 83rd serb paratroopers on ya.

my hill

i have a few connection in the spetsnaz army you know your fucked.

my hill RUSSIANS FTW

i call the FSB to get their secret super spetsnaz on you,

MY FSB HILL

I am Makarov from MW2 and I kill you with a granade launcher

My hill

I bring my fire powered incendiery round shooting Abrams tanks and destroy you
my hill

i just bring a tank destroyer. my hill

well i bring an anti anti tank destroyer

but you didnt claim the hill, still my hill