King of the hill

I Shoot everything except the glorious leader.
So Its My Hill NOW MUHAHAHA

i lure you off by lying and saying america is having communist revolution
MY HILL

I use my magical monkey powers & throw you off the hill

My hill

I throw an exploding banana at you

My hill

i play real life balloons whith you and throw a dart at you
my hill

I wish you dead and you die

My hill

I kick you in the nuts and you drop like a sack of poatatos

My damn hill!

i pray for the flying spagetie monster to kill you but he isnt real
still your hill

I'd buy a propane tank from Strickland Propane and use it to blow you off the hill.

but you never took the hill so my hill

I attack the hill with 200 Super Mutant Behemoths and Robot Deathclaws and 90 Power Armour wearing clones of the Vault Dweller
Yer hill is mine!!! and I'll build a fortress made of diamond and place an anti nuke defense system and lazer turrets to destroy everything that comes in the range of 200m-s! Defeat me I dare you!

I sabotage the anti nuke defenses.

I nuke the hill

I cba building a fortress on it this time.

My hill.

i throw potatos at you, knocking you off the hill

i then pour cooking oil down the hill, so anyone climbing up will slide down



mah hill

I ignite the cooking oil, thereby burning you out. My hill.

I build an army worthy of Mordor to defend it with.

I summon demons from hell led by the devil to crush your army.My hill.

I set up nuclear power plants in the region around the hill and melt the reactors, causing a radiated zone like Chernobyl, defending the hill from any outsiders.

I summon a 10 million man strong army of the dead that cant be radiated. This army is made up of the most elite soldiers ever made throughout history and beyond They fight a hard battle with heavy casualties and when they finally take the hill they have 7 million left

MY HILL

I get a necromancer do make your undead army dissappear, kick you in the nuts & roll you down the hill

Mah hill!

i employ an army of gods
i have em all kick you as hard as possible in the nuts, pick you up, and throw you down the hill and proceed to rebuild Mt. Olympus on top of and name it Mt. Mosh.

I gather the largest army of Atheists to destroy your Gods through the power of not believing in them, leaving your Mount Mosh Defenseless. My hill.

I set up several billion highly explosive bombs under the ground around my hill that will detonate at my command, whilst I am sheltered in an impregnable bunker.

I send several thousand 'volunteers' to run up the hill, clearing a route for me. Also, they roll out a big red carpet so I can walk up in style, 'yo'. Your bunker is pregnant, and I abort you inside of it with a gargantuan coathanger.

I employ mall security to defend the hill.