King of the hill

i drop liquid nitrogen on you and you freeze my hill

But i melt instantly and Set you on fire but give you a proper burial beacuse i respect you as a friend then i Claim the hill in your honor but its still.....



MAH HILLZ

I use a knife to dispatch you, my hill.

But i'm wearing kevlar armour and i shoot my Flamethrower at you and you burn like a army man

Mah HILLZ

i bring the undead roman army to attack you

MY HILL SPQR

But they break apart before you get here so still....

MAH HILLZZSZ

i wake from a coma, break the coffin, dig out of the ground, then i get of the hill go to a doctor and spend a long time reocovering, after that i return to the hill wearing a heat/flame protection suit and sneak up on you, then i stab you in the back and burry you with dignity.

MY HILL

I use an acid injection to the face to put you into another coma, then roll you down the hill. My hill.

i recover, come back with a gun and shoot you

My hill

But respawn with special flame thrower powers on my hands and i burn every thing that touches me when i will it to like bullets and faces

MY HILLZ IN THE NAME OF MEEE!!!!!

drop an a bomb on you, my radioactive crater

well i wait for 30,000 years and take the hill from you're irradiated corpse

i reencarnate as a panda and knock your head of

my big unradioactive crater

then i respawn and give you some bamboo and together we build the hill to something great then you die

MAH HILLZ

my panda family eats the bamboo than eats you

panda hill

well i call my hippo buddies from an earlier engagement and we slaughter and do terrible terrible damage to you and we claim the hill

HIPPO HILLZ :lol:

i dig a river at the bottom of the hill filled with mud and your hippos cant resist so tehy rush to the river, then i explode the explosives i planted and kill them all, then i kill you, and bury you with respect as always,

MY HILL

But then i dig out of my grave and get into a epic battle with you kind of like this

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Then i bury you and give you a semi proffesional Effigy

And claim the hill
MAH HILLZ

I play that vid over and over again and you die from laughter

Mine

Yeah but I Respawn and call the police and say that you shanked me and you go to jail for a hate crime

My False accusation Hill