King of the hill

But then im set you on fire for the lulz

MY HILLZ

but you can no longer say lulz since its against the law you got to jail.

my UN LULZ hillz

i put a playboy magazine at the bottom of the hill, you cant resist and run to it, under it is a bomb, boom

my hill.

I don't have the heart to kill a friend so i just leave

YOUR HILLZ

I tunnel under the hill and detonate a nuke under it. There fore there is no hill thus this thread has been successfully derailed.

but you fail to realise that pretty much everyone has destroyed the whole hill, with meteors and such, but its been rebult over and over again, so thread nto derailed, and i claim the hill for myself, and rommulus since he was so kind to not kill me.

But then i Come back and set you on fire and Do a line of your ashes because i'm Edgy like that

My HillZ

i reencarnate and shoot you from a distance out of revenge and rage of disapointment (sarcasm) my hill

But then i Respawn and Fire bomb you with several motolov Coctails

My Hillz

I use a fire engine to wash out your fires and then kill you with the fire axe. My hill.

i place a photo shoot set up at the bottom of the hill and you cant resist to go and make a firemans calendar, but theres a bomb there and you blow up. My hill.

P.S. good to be back on the forums

I use a large drill to drill myself into the inside of the hill, put lots of explosives there and detonate them, destroying the hill. My former hill.

i shoot you, my big crater.

I run you over with a space-shuttle. My crater.

i get a fuckload of earth and put it into the crater, my rebuilt hill.

I use a rope to climb the hill and then strangle you. My hill.

I fly a Borrowed b-52 and napalm fuck the hill then parachute down and kill you and take the hill in my name.

MY HILLZ

I use hypnotism to cure you of your pyromania, and then use a flamethrower to burn you. My hill.

I abduct you in a spaceship beam and put you in Antarctica to freeze to death. My hill.

since you are an alien i give you human flu and you die. my hill