King of the hill

i employ an army of religous fanatics and tell them that your mall security made a rude joke about their god
they take the hill and build me a giant city to rule the hill!!!! oh and now its still Mt. Mosh

I gather an army of mechanized infantry and tank divisions to crush your city.My hill.

I then burn everything on the hill and sew salt into the Earth. I then build an invisible fortress on the hill.

i throw paint of your fortress and can see it and find the weakness
MY HILL

I deploy Rick Astley(spelling?) to sing, you go mental and kill yourself

my hill

I use evil sorcery to turn the area the hill is in into a basin, and then I fill the basin with water, drowning everything inside it. My underwater hill.

I build an underwater palace guarded by elite ninjas who can breathe underwater and ride sharks.

I create Rebecca Bieber to sing to your underwater fortress
My hill
i then kill Rebecca Bieber and employ an army of penguins to defend the underwater fortress

I invent anti Bieber and anti Rebecca Black machine cannons and take the hill.
My hill.
I defend it with rusty T-34's and upgraded god level M1A1 Abrams with this dude

T-34: 120 tanks
Abrams: 340 tanks
T-100: 4000 tanks
the dude under me is badass

endwar tank?
Anyways i simply wish for you to stay on the hill, my wish is coruppted, you stay on the hill and get buried alive there
MY HILL!

I send all this peaceful protesters to rip u apart to eat
My hill.
I defend my hill with bunkers with camo and a division of cannibals

I pour acid into the basin in which the underwater hill is in, killing everything there. My underwater hill.

I then gather a floatilla of submarines to defend the underwater hill, all the submarines are also guarded by smaller submarines which act as small remote controlled torpedoes.

i lay mines on the hills bottem and drain water all subs blow up
MI HILL with 4 mofo badass chucknoriss+gods

I use the Bruce Lee Gos to kill your chucknoriss+gods

My hill

I use a Bruce Lee Chuck Norris hybrid God to destroy your puny non-hybrid Gods. My hill.

I gather a huge army of orcs and forge an all powerful ring that rules all other rings by turning the hill into a volcano. However I am defeated by an alliance of elves and men, and my ring is lost. However I retain some or forces and an eye-tower, meaning the only way I can be defeated is by destroying the one ring.

I throw the ring into the volcano/hill and you die. My hill.

I hallow out the hill and live in it.

I attack with 6 Czar Bomba's with Rods from God Kinetic Strike Weapon (Proj. Thor)
My HILL
I rebuild the hill with diamond and titanium with gold plating. I add Kinetic strike cannons and rebuild shockwave support.
My SUPERFORTRESS HILLLL

I gather an army and surround the region your hill is in. Over several months you starve to death and I claim the hill. My hill.

I add lakes of lava around the bottom of the hill and add farms to the fortress so that I do not starve. Then I add psychological weaponry to the fortresses defences.

I plant spies (ninjas, who glide in undetected), who use the psychological weapons against your forces, who gut you, then walk in your fortress as KING OF THE HILL!!

I realize that this hill is of entirely no importance and does not offer anything.

I shoot myself upon this realization.

I walk on the hill plant the flag of my ancestors & take the hill

My hill

I force you to listen to Friday until you kill yourself.

My hill