King of the hill

I get an army of Rebecca Black fans to conquer the hill, so they are immune to Friday's evil. My hill.

I surround the hill with an indestructible maze of mirrors so that everyone who assaults my hill will get lost and ultimately fail.

I get a loud speaker and a very high pitched singer , this breaks your mirror maze, i then curve stomp you.

My hill.

i get an army of angels lead by Jesus of Nazareth and God himself and take the hill because God is inveincible! Also, I have Rebecca Black, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber singing nonstop so anybody attempting to take it will be dead from the terrible sound. If the do withstand the noise, then my angels will destroy them because good conquers everything. Also I have an anti nuke shield, and everybody is impervious to everything including raditaion because they are heavenly and a member of God's group. Ha try to take the hill now. :twisted: :mrgreen: :lol:

And then you realize: God doesn't exist!

My hill.

but Miley Cyrus Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are still singing so u cant take the hill anyway :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Still my hill :mrgreen:

I'm deaf.

I send one man, one great man
all your men follow him off the hill and stop singing
my army of penguins marches up the hill
MA HILL

I am air dropped by Misha the pilot onto the hill in my BIG AWSOME BOX OF UNDESTRUCTIVE-NESS and am wearing a nano suit. Your penguins are distracted by my BIG AWSOME BOX OF UNDERSTRUCTIVE-NESS, while my pilot drops my BIG AWSOME TURRETS OF UNDERSTRUCTIVE-NESS, which slaughter your penguins.

My hill

I gathered the Dragon balls and wish that you died.

My hill

I kill you with my wish 4EVAH!!!

My hill

I conquer your hill with an army of invisible men who are immune to the corrupting effects of paint.My hill.

I deploy an army of Arthur Miller's to defend the region the hill is in.

I lure them out with vodka and poison them.

I defend my hill with pacifists as meatshields and little girls as warriors HAHAHA.

I lure the girls away with Justin Bieber and the pacifist just stand and watch as I conquer the hill. My Hill

I cover the hill in lava.

I use my planes to drop cooling bombs on you and the lava.

My hill

I pollute the environment and give u massive global warming.

My HILL.

I summon an army of dragons that kill you
my hill!

I summon dragon slayers to the hill.

I defend with a billion armies.

MY HILL!

i summon a trillion undead armies!

MY HILL!

I attack and defend with unlimited godly armies
MY SUPER HILL!!!!!!!!!

I use the power of suggestion to turn your godly armies, march up the hill, build a moat all around and around, put in sharks with FRIKKIN LAZERZ in it, build towers, SUPERAWSOMECALAFRAGALISTICEXPIALLYDOCIOUS (spelling no good?) shields and such (the works), and bury myself into the hill, sealing it with Vault-doors and put millions of unded ninja and pirates as guards (ninjas with me, pirates outside) and I also put on armor and arm myself with the highest of tech weapons and hyper train myself in all martial arts, learn how to use the force and how to use bullet time. I also learn how to cheat death.
I believe here is when I declare this MY HILL!!