army of terminators....kill you and all your lawyers.....reinforce hill.....blah blah MY SUPER FUTURE TERMINATER HILL!
My unlimited godly undead emperor armies come and sweep over the land like Genghis Khan. I defend it with my armies undead godly samurai ogres with miniguns and katanas as bayonets. I reinforce it with armies of unlimited U.S. Marines with gold plated god upgrades and I Declare this is my HILL!
i heat it to 1064 degrees Celsius so the gold melts and your army dies then your flesh starts boiling MY HILLZZZZ hitlet is protecting me
since i am a god of pineapples i drown youre hill in them and make an even bigger hill. then i make a wall of pineapples around my pineapple hill. me and my lawyers sit on the to and sue random people. my walls are then defended by the entire population of china aswell as india allong with 1 billion POKEMON and that other thing kids watch wit the orange dinousare thingi. MT HILL YAY
I gather an army of the greatest comedians that ever lived to make you laugh until you implode. My hill. I kill billions of innocent people to build a wall of corpses and crucify several billion others to demoralise anyone who attacks my hill.
i send pineapples joes avatar to stand just outside your hill and you laugh to death sadly i laugh to death as well so its the avatar's hill which is owned by pineapples joe YOUR HILL
I summon a GamesWorkshop to the region which slowly builds up a fanbase of 40k fans, including you and any armies you might have. They then slowly but surely raise the miniature model's prices until customers are forced into a life of crime to pay for their miniatures. The police then arrive and arrest you all, leaving the hill defenceless. My hill. I build a sprawling city, akin to Ankh-Morpork, surrounding the hill, with my well equipped and trained armies guarding it, meaning any attackers must fight building by building to get to my high security Fortress of Solitude.
instead of being stupid and fight building by building i simply destroy youre city with my orbital fleet of dreadnughts and destroyers. i bombard youre city for weeks then i send in hundreds of thousands of fighter drones to wreak havock and isolate youre elite forces. after a couple of weeks of intenns fighting with little ressult i send in my main army of more capibal humans. Even though my forces suffered immens causalties youre forces eventualy give in to the sheer numbers of my army. I build myself a cosy house on the hill and start to rebuild. my fleet protecting my armies form attacks as they rebuild the city and replenish themselvs. MY HILL YAY
i had a rocket installed under the hill when i had it the first time knowing i would need it and rocket the hill into your fleet then have the hill come back pick me up and go to the furthest reaches of the universe
I spend years hunting you down and when i find you i give you a pineapple but it explodes in youre face aand i fly the hill back to the city... blah blah blah evil scem blah bla super duper army blah blah somthing pineapples (this is starting to repete itself. ) my hill yay
I gather priests from every religion to exorcise your undead forces.My hill. I put dynamite around the hill and build a dome-city on the hill, with life support systems and magic farms. I then explode the dynamite, which causes a collapse, leaving the dome-city underground. I then use the glass elevator to get to the surface and pay some people to clear the rubble making any attackers think the hill vanished.
i pay the rubble clearers to tell me where hill is then procede to rebuild hill and send the hill into space with me but i travel at exactly light speed forever so you can never catch me
I gather 3 million communist chinese forces using tactics from the korean war..and bombard your hill with lazer guided rockets and artillery while using airstrikes to weaken your defences...Then i send wave after wave of chinense forces also fighting side by side with multiple units of North korean forces and Russian spetnaz Then we reach the parliment building and wave the communist flag like it was 1945 :]
im pretty sure ground troops, lazer guided rockets, artilary or airstrikes cant travel faster then light speed and that i dont have a parliament building so its still my hill
You asked for it...I unleash the communists secret weapon a 9ft Josefvstalin apon your hill along with tanks and troops and pwn you and take the hill
