i send you a truck of ganja and you get so high that i simply take youre hill and hire my own private army of rastafrians so noe one can use the same trick on me. my hill yay
I send an Army of my clones armed with plasma weapons to defeat your Rastafarian army and claim the hill. My hill. I build a giant statue-fortress of myself, which is heavily armed with nuclear warheads and huge star wars laser beams, whilst also having a small laser that calls down orbital barrages on the target.
As we all know, authoritarians are midgets. Giant to you isn't very giant to me, so I just step on it. I can't be bothered to set up defenses, so the next poster can just claim the hill.
I claim the hill. I use lightning lava which defies science to melt the hill, and build a new fortress-hill with epic defences.
I destroy your epic super fortress hill with a black hole made of plasma lightning lava fire I rebuild the new hill in a dimension full of spacemines, land mines and underwater airborne mines. The hill can be accessed only by Stalin and Im inside with every destructive force known to god
god dosent exsist so you basicaly got no destructive capabilities what so ever but since stalin is the only one who can acsees youre hill i build a new hill ontop of youre one and you starve inside. to defend the hill i trusted no one but myself so i stand alone on top of the hill with a matchete ready.
I use a throwing knife to kill you whilst I hide in a bush. My hill. I gather an army of trolls to troll all the citizens of the outlying regions so that they do not join any army which wants to overthrow me. I then send undead trolls to troll dead people so no undead armies rise against me. I build huge fortress on the hill with loudspeakers emitting insults to deter any attackers whilst my bear cavalry roams the area around the hill to act as a preliminary denfence force.
i sumon the power of all pineapples in the world and make a gian pineapple grow out of the ground and destroy youre fortress i then live inside the pineaple and use it as my stronghold where it is again protected by the power of all pineapples my hill yay
I flood the hill with seawater, meaning you live in a pineapple under the sea and turn into a harmless spongebob.I then gather underwater men to eat your pineapple armies. My hill. I destroy your pineapple fortress and drain the sea so that the hill is no longer underwater. I then set up a large bureaucratic administration company that bogs down all people wishing to come to the hill in a wave of bureaucracy and time wasting pointlessness. I also hire an army of Necrons from Dawn of War to act as my personal army that defends against any would-be conquerors of my hill.
I hire the mexican cartel to smugle myself over youre borders without any papers. I start an under ground movment of rebles. we are carful to avoid youre army. i slowly build up my strength and my ever growing criminal organization. I bribe youre highest officals and 2 years later we start a revolt. youre most trusted officals (the ones i bribed) kidnapp you in youre sleep and take you to my bunker were i brutaly T bag you before i kill you with a pineapple. after taking over i purge youre army and hire my own army of men and build vast numbers of drones. i buld up anti nuke defences aswell as i fortfy my key buildings to withstand any bombardmen from orbit i build a seryies of trences around the hill and i buld extensive sewer systems to prevent floding. then i build myself a cosy little house just for me. MY HILL YAY
I bomb u with the awesomeness of Stalin and detroy your hill. I rebuild the hill in a Trolls ass and set up ultimate defences that would make God a figment of your imagination( and he is :ugeek: :ugeek: ) MY HILL
I give the troll food posoning so he gets dihariea and craps your hill out his ass. then i scrach my balls while i think. i move the hill underwater and make an uderwater castel and scrach my balls some more. my hill yay
I gather a large force of submarines armed with semi automatic torpedo guns and giant harpoon cannons. After years of bloody submarine warfare I conquer the hill. My hill. I drain the water using magic and build a city on the hill. Several years pass and the hill has become a city-state which is a military and economic superpower and has full support from the most powerful countries on Earth and has advanced exoskeleton armoured soldiers armed with plasma lasers.
After years of fighting over that one hill my people are geting tierd of war. A major victory is needed to keep moral up and my fledging empire together. I begin a massive recruitnent campain all over my empire. even though having millions of men serving in the army is causing major strains in the economy of my empire. my empire is slowly but shurly spiraling into dedt. my scouts inform me that the hill on earth we have been fighting for for so long has turned into a economic powerhous and a sprawling metropolis. 6 moths of planning later i start a military campaign against epiccheesegrater's coalition. His armys are vast yes but after my major conscription mine is significantly larger maybe not as skilled or well equipt but quantity is quality initself. 7 moths later and the war has turned into a blody stalemate. i have manadged to take the hill with less loses than expected but all ocross the frontlines my empire's troops are taking heavy causalties. I need more allies to continue this war and the rewards will be great and they will recive there share of the hill. (thought it would be kinda cool to have an allout war for the hill for a couple of pages/posts were people can choose to ally themselvs with a side in the conflict before we return to the normal " i got a pie to shit in youre face, my hill" thing but if you guys don't like it just continue with the norm. But if you do like it no pies shiting in faces and no invincible armies ok ).
I will ally with you with my 597 infantry divisions and 567 air divisions and 123 Marine Divisions and 340 navy divisions ( were building a canal to the hill )
you have no allies on the fourm cheesgrater give up you will surley lose agains me and Duds combined might. you may have quality but i have quantity and Duds support. i have started a massive push on the front lines what you gona do about that cheesegrater!
