I will of course, begin a new recruiting campaign with over-exaggerated propaganda that makes your side seem satanic whilst also sending my secret service to attempt to destroy from the inside through sabotage.
"Fuck it sire, were never going to break through this line those mechanised units are tearing us apart" "well then get some anti armor units up there now to reinfore comander!" "we have none left sire the closest are... Duds infantry are here wwe might just break thrugh" "looks like the channel through the hill has been finished he can start moving his troops to the front... radio them comander tell them to get there asses in gear and take down thoose mechanized units" 30 min later "we did it sire, Duds troops managed to take down there armor so our soldiers could breach there main line we can begin to move units through to flank the rest of there line" "we dont have time comander tell the men to take up defecive positions in the breach i don't want to under estimate cheesegraters army i know what he's capable of" combined casualties taken: 22,472 Own forces casualties:19,500 Duds force casualties: 2,972 estimated enemy killed: 15,500 (please add stats after every battle)
In response to the Pineapple-Dud coalition the forces of Epiccheesegrater was swift and brutal. Hundreds of thousands of conscripts were thrown into battle with very little training, whilst supported by machine gun teams at the defensive line. The initial assault was a disaster, with many of the conscripts cut down in swathes. The second assault was more successful, if only by a bit. The conscripts were supported by veterans from the early days of the war, armed and armoured with the greatest technology the hill-scientists could muster.Soldiers on both sides were killed in huge numbers. Even with this extra support, the armies of Epiccheesegrater could not break through the defensive position, and retreated back to their lines. A few days later, a mechanized infantry regiment, donated by the Hill-City's influential allies, arrived to bolster the defences. Total Casualties: 150,000 Conscript Casualties: 100,000 Veteran Casualties:50,000 Estimated Enemy Casualties:90,000
sending federated vassal states to help with their elite guard of 500,000 to the mountain regions prepare for assault! Sending a air division to attack and send paratroop veterans at your border guards to the north Vassal casualties: 71702 Air Divisions casualties: 905 Estimated border guards killed: 56000 Civilians killed: 90126
After the initial assault from the vassal states, a regiment of the elite Hill Vanguard were sent to break the backs of the vassal forces. Armed with machines-guns and armoured in exoskeletons, they quickly pushed the foe back and shot down swathes, but were soon caught in a stalemate with the enemy's superior numbers. Meanwhile, an armoured division was sent to aid the beleaguered Border Guards, who were being surrounded by the paratroopers. The armoured division managed to break through, but at loss of several tanks and APC's. The Border Guard and armoured division managed to push back the paratroopers, who were too few in number to face both the armoured division and Border Guards. They were soon pushed back to their lines. After the Hill-City's counter-offensive, the armies of both sides heavily entrenched themselves, and the front was stabilized. Meanwhile, the Hill-City used it's influential allies to gain several AA gun emplacements around it's defensive cordon to stop any more air assaults. Total Casualties: 238,000 Border Guard Casualties:230,000 Hill Guard Casualties:8000 Total Estimated Enemy Casualties:195,000 Estimated Vassal Casualties:192,500 Estimated Paratrooper Casualties:2,500 Vehicles Lost:15 Tanks Lost:5 APC's lost:10
AIR RAID REPORT at 6:00 we sendt a divison of our newest fighter bombers over the enemies positon supported by stealth bombers and a handfull of fighters. the bombardment went well at the start and we experienced little anti air coverage so we sendt our plannes lower to get better hits on there front lines. Disaster the sky litt up with anti air craft fire and SAMS from the ground 1/3 of oure force was shot down instantly. a handfull of fighters joined the fray aswell. most of our fighters were gone but our stealth bombers managed to losen of a few shrapnel bombs before limping back to base. total units deployed in raid pilots: 400 stealth bombers:50 (two seaters) fighters:100 fighter bombers:125 support aircraft:50 (some 2 seaters) casualties stealth bombers: 25 fighters: 87 fighter bombers: 113 support aircraf:47 estimated enemy casualties 2,000 infantry aircraft: 40 tanks: 30
To counter this air raid the Hill-City's Bureau of Propaganda began a campaign demonizing the enemy. Many citizens of the hill are recruited into the army. Due to the demoralizing effect the terror of war has on troops, Government Commissars are sent to ensure absolute loyalty. A new offensive campaign is devised by the strategists of Epiccheesegrater. THe assault begins with bombing of the enemies front lines. These raids kill very few of the Pineapple forces, however, after the bombing is over and the troops come out of the underground trenches, the true objective of the bombing becomes clear. Hundreds upon thousands of troops rush towards the trenches, firing their assault rifles. The first wave is cut down but soon the forces of Epiccheesegrater assault the trenches and a brutal bayonet fight ensues. Soon the trenches of the enemy coalition become a deadly maze of death. Whilst both forces vie for control of the trenches, an elite unit form the Hill-City's secret service, attack one of the forward command posts, hoping to kill any officers they can find. Their mission is partly successful, as one of the many strategists is killed and the enemy command post is heavily damaged, but the secret service members are soon captured and held at a POW camp. Total Casualties:246,870 Conscript Casualties:200,000 Secret Service Casualties:800 Veteran Casualties:40,000 Heavy Weapons Troop Casualties:6000 Commissar Casualties:70 Estimated Enemy Casualties:246,800 Estimated Enemy Command Post Casualties:800 Estimated Enemy Trooper Casualties:246,000 Total Destroyed Aircraft:72 Total Destroyed Bombers:45 Total Destroyed Escort:47
specify army type and quantity/quality sow we now what to take into account when we simulate battles. it will be an honure to fight you on the battlefeild well if cheesegrater acceepts you...
After intercepting message. I send conscript troops to the front lines of epiccheesegrater and use the veterans as reserves. Sending submersibles to TheFukerofG4m3s capital which is located near a river to conduct river bank landing with the 32nd Mechanized, 56th Mechanized and 12th Infantry with reserves of the Elite Desert Guard. Initiating War The G4m3s National guard are hastily thrown into action however I surprise bomb them with Mustard Gas and Bio-load Warheads. The local enforcement puts a futile defense and were suppressed. The capital's industrial section is heavily bombarded by artillery and heavy bombers with escorts. Then in the confusion I send special forces of 15 men and shoots some of your cabinet members. However all of the special forces unit was killed with 2 of the men captured. The North and Western section of the city is captured. The eastern section which is the industrial section is currently burning and crippled. However air divisions patrolling the outskirts of the city retaliates and bombs the river subs. My forces are cut off . However airships are sent in because of the confusion and successfully drops off paratroopers in your western borders. Now, mechanized divisions are steamrolling to your capital. My Men Casualties: 54,013 Airships destroyed: 4 Bombers destroyed: 29 Subs destroyed : 45 Tanks destroyed : 56 APC's destroyed : 78 Special Forces killed: 13 Special Forces captured : 2 Men Captured: 127 G4M3S casualties: 203, 407 estimated soldiers and local enforcement killed: 103,541 estimated Tanks destroyed: 129 Air Patrols destroyed : 12 estimated Civilians killed :99,866
123 Air Divisions and 546 Infantry Divisions and 409 Mechanized divisions and 148 sea divisions with a lot of puppet states of 12 billion men in total My men is 34 billion
i bribe alll ur men and walk up to the hill unopposed. I also bribe everybody from everybodys army. MY MOTHER F#$%KIN HILL!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
AWW FUCK Guys Lets all fight against this common enemy SLYDESSERTFOX :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
"sire we have just recived the news that epiccheesgrater (2 ) has got a new powerful ally. Duds forces lanuched a well planed attack on one of his cities emidiatly after the declaration. This new ally will help tillt the battelfeild onto even grounds for cheesegraters forces. we have to demorlize the enemy!!". "very well comandant initiate operation Caseus" The 5 men were sitting quietly in the back of the van. They were the elite of the elite special forces of the pineaple empire. Raised from birth to be soldiers they had no names they simply answerd to there assigned numbers. although they were trained to show no emotion they were still human. The driver could see they were scared... well worried. the driver had driven this roade many times as an elite driver in Duds army. the roade would take them into a minor city inside cheese graters teretorry. there mission objective was simple to kill epiccheesegrater who had been reported in this city. Suddently the driver stopped and said "youre goan have to walk from here they search every car entering the city cheesegraters no fool". after hours of walking the 5 men had enterd the inland city undetected. Cheese grater hotel room had been located so the men got in positon and moved in on the 500m tall bulding. they got to the 45 floor without detection but no one was alowed to pass furder than that because of the high priority people on floor 50. the 5 men pulled out there wepons and charged guns ablazing. they had trained for opperations for the majority of there lives and they were all veterans so they quickly and efficently fought there way up to the floor 50. the 3 survive ing members of the 5 man team lined up infront of cheese graters door and burst in. cheese grater was ready for them holding a full auto pistol, he opend fire and 2 of the team mebers wendt down but the squad leadeer shot cheese grater in the chest. the squad leader quicly ran over to the body to confirm the kill. he looked down at the body and saw that it was cheese grater but as he examind the bullet holes he saw that it was infaced just a robot he had killed. "fuck" he wispered to himself as he fumbeld in his pocket. the door burst open for a second time today as cheese graters special forces bursted inside. OP 69 allready had the pill in his mouth and chewed down on it ending his short life as a squad leader his last words were a quick prayer. the last thing he heard however was "fucking love these bots they look almost exactly like me".
Your logic is invalid as it isn't logical for some reason. The war goes on. The fighting in the trenches was bloody and went on for many days, until finally the forces of Epiccheesegrater were pushed out of the trenches and forced to pull back. Meanwhile, a small vanguard force of newly enhanced genetically modified soldiers were sent to aid the armies of TheFuker0fG4m3s. After the airship The Emprah's Fureh arrived over the city they almost immediately parachuted upon Dud's line. For an instant, all broke out into chaos, however, Dud's well trained forces soon regrouped and led a counter-attack against the forces of Epiccheesegrater. The fighting was bloody, many soldiers on both sides were lost, but in the end Dud's forces pulled back to lick their wounds and set up defensive positions. Soon, the airspace above the city had been claimed by Epiccheesegrater's airships, reinforcements and supplies were provided and both sides settled in for brutal urban warfare. Meanwhile, at Epiccheesegrater's high-security sanctum, the production of robot-decoy's had doubled, and soon they were in effect in many different area's confusing enemy intelligence. Total Genetically Enhanced Super-Soldiers Deployed:1000 Total Genetically Enhanced Super-Soldier Casualties:450 Total Airships Deployed:23 Total Airships Lost:15 Total Robot-Decoy's Produced:47 Estimated Enemy Casualties:1450
however since i had controlled the hill already :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: and none of u guys actually took the hill from me i still control the hill NOBODY IS TAKING MY MOTHER F%$^IN HILL!!!!!!! I DONT CARE WHAT U DO, IT IS ILLEGAL TO TAKE THIS HILL
