1. stupified619 Well-Known Member

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   What do you call a fake noodle.
   An impasta

   stupified619, Mar 12, 2012

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2. Rob_the_Great Member

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   What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
   A nervous wreck.
   
   Were can you get virgin wool?
   A ugly sheep.
   
   What do prisoners use to call each other?
   Cell phones.
   
   Which type of dog keeps the best time?
   A watch dog.

   Rob_the_Great, Mar 13, 2012

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   How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.

   bender, Mar 21, 2012

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