Let us conduct psychological observations

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  1. noelsoong This machine does not require caffeine to operate.

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    I probably have aids in my dreams now.
  2. xXxLKxXx Well-Known Member

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    I rarely have dreams but when I do they're insanely fucked up.
  3. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    Have guys ever had a dream that creats a felling of Deja vu in the day following your dream. Like, your just doing something after some 7 hours after you wake up, and get this random felling of deja vu?
  4. JosefVStalin El Presidente

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    Last night’s dream, me, Stalin, Lenin, and Castro are in a rock ban together playing in front of a massive crowd of people – all headless of course. Then after the concert we march on the white house and burn it down.
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    I remember my dreams better then anything in real life.

    So most of my dreams start normally, not in medias res like with some people, but at home.
    So a dream I had about 8 years ago that I remember, and it goes like this:

    I wake up in my room, and go down the stairs, to the kitchen, eat something, say goodbye to my parents take my backpack and go out the door.

    So once I walk out the door of my home, on my way to school, I realize that I have forgotten my cellphone.
    I go inside and my parents are gone, I try to call out for them, but there is no response, the only thing I hear is a "WHOOSH"

    Thinking that they will be back, I go on my merry way to school.
    On the road I meet a good friend of mine, who's bike Is broken, so I offer to give him a ride, he graciously accept and we go on our way again.

    On the way he has to take a leak, he jumps off the back of my bike and goes behind a rock, once 6 minutes or so passes by I call for him "Dude you there?" once again, I hear this "WHOOSH" noise, he is gone

    I go on without him after a few minutes I arrive at my school, surprisingly, no one is there
    I try to call (through cellphone) some friends to find to where they are, no one picks up their phone.

    I go outside and this weird creature is there, its purple and stands like it has no bone
    It kinda look like this:[spoiler:1u06bpix][IMG][/spoiler:1u06bpix]
    But I would like to note that I had this dream WAY before KH 2.

    When I saw this creature I woke up in my bedroom, and I could feel something was there.

    I saw it on the other side of my room, it came closer, closer and closer, once it was a inch in front of my face, it took it's hand that looked like a knife and put in against my throat, I tried to run away, but I was paralyzed, I couldn't move at all, once I saw it's triangle formed face it vanished in the middle of nowhere, and I was able to move.
  6. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    I observe that your dreams take place around head-less people and burning the American capitol to the ground, so I take that you hate American politics or something along that line and that you either hate common people are think that a majority is ignorant(?).
  7. JosefVStalin El Presidente

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    No, it’s a masturbation dream.
  8. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah, I forgot. Thanks Stalin.

    What would an actual masterbation dream be classified as?
  9. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    Here we go:

    I was in a forest but it was also the moon somehow. I was bouncing about all low gravity and shit (This would have happened whether I was on the moon/forest or not. All my dreams are in low gravity.) when the sun suddenly appeared in the sky, he waved for me to come over, I did. We had a long conversation about things I can't even comprehend anymore, and then there were zombies. I was running through a forest made of absolute pink while they were chasing me, then I woke up to find a kitten was playing with my face.

    The End.
  10. 0bserver92 Grand King of Moderation

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    Arsonist masturbation dream?
  11. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    ... Ok.

    You were right, your dreams are pretty fucked up. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is pale in comparsion.
  12. Eridian Well-Known Member

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    My dreams are usually pretty much stuff I remember from the day in video game form.
    I think in my most recent dream I mashed an alien out of Dr. Who, the FPS, and school together.
    Which resulted in aliens freezing students from school, I do the realistic thing and flip my shit. Then watching them load everyone onto a school bus and nom on them. That's when I realize I completed messed this up, so I decide to just go back to the start and do this over. Instead of completely flipping out I run down to the shop room and get some sort of weapon (can't remember). Wake up as soon as I'm about to starting beating one to death. I also vaguely remember something about trying to hotwire a car and trying to find a gun.
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    Most of my dream involve me killing someone or being killed by someone, or watching as someone else dies.

    My last dream was I was at NASCAR and that ridiculous pastor was saying his prayer, but the cars were flying around the tracks and he's there in the middle with fat pug faced ignorant ass saying his idiotic blasphemy in the middle of bunch equally ignorant hotheaded deadbrained idiots when suddenly, I take control of the race care that is in second place (first place wouldn't let me take him over) and I spun the wheel so sharply, that I flipped the car. He doesn't realize that I crashed because he's almost in a trance or something. For some reason I look like Vash the Stampede from Trigun... but without the red coat, I have Knives awesome Body armor.... but that doesn't really matter because I'm on fire, at least from the waist up (sort of like ghost rider(you'll see what I mean in a second)) The angrier I get the hotter the flames burn and the flesh on my face is melting off in sloughs, I can see him as I walk closer my muscles straining to stop from sprinting. He turns around and with this stupid grin on his face, yells, "BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO!"

    And that's all you get for free boys, I'd explain his death but it was pretty gruesome and y'all probably think I'm weird already :D
  14. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    That an awesome masterbation story bro.
  15. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    Today I didn't have a dream... again.
  16. SPARTAN_KING1178 Well-Known Member

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    Me to :(
  17. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Too many people fucking around are ruining this thread. Also I don't think I dreamed last night :(
  18. LeonTrotsky Well-Known Member

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    What does a dream where you fought a massive army of Vikings with Jesus mean?
  19. xXxLKxXx Well-Known Member

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    [spoiler:1wqqzegk][IMG][/spoiler:1wqqzegk]

    Nah, I keed :)

    But I have creepy dreams like that all the time. I remember one time my family went camping when I was 8 and I had the weirdest fucking dream. I'd woken up inside our tent and went outside, I walked around trying to find my parents but after 10 mins I assumed they had just went fishing. My brother showed up and confirmed my suspicions and I decided to go back to sleep. I then woke up later to the sound of my brother screaming and I ran outside to help him. It was midnight and my parents where gone so I decided to run out
    into the forest to find him. I quickly got lost and after what seemed like 2 hours later I tripped and fell uncoincious. When I came back to the bodies of my dead family where strung up around me and I was chained to the tree with my mouth gagged and no way of getting out. :(
  20. The Mr. T Virus Well-Known Member

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    Last night I had a dream that I was playing dice with a pirate and a lawyer. Pretty uneventful other than that.

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