Lord of the Flies (a test of forum anarchy)

crownedman104 · Aug 11, 2011

Demondaze said:

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White Power!

psh you wanna see white supremecy?
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i play this song in mah car all teh time
only had about 5 incidents in which i was accused of racism

Romulus211 · Aug 11, 2011

This thread became Wierd quick Let's make it awesome Again

crownedman104 · Aug 11, 2011

fuck it its anarchy i propose we overturn moderators and do just as this song says (btw this is mah fucking new theme song )
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Romulus211 · Aug 11, 2011

I am leaving before i get Lynched Peace out.

Demondaze · Aug 11, 2011

Romulus211 said:

I am leaving before i get Lynched Peace out.

This gentleman doesn't have the constitution for greatness.

Romulus211 · Aug 11, 2011

Demondaze said:

Romulus211 said:

I am leaving before i get Lynched Peace out.

This gentleman doesn't have the constitution for greatness.

But what is a Man with a little Conviction :lol:

Demondaze · Aug 11, 2011

A pussy.

Romulus211 · Aug 11, 2011

Demondaze said:

A pussy.

I expected that :lol:

Demondaze · Aug 11, 2011

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Demondaze · Aug 11, 2011

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Toast · Aug 11, 2011

I will now present a short story that I have written. The narrator is Jiang Heng Yu, son of a Chinese tightrope walker and a Slovene armadillo farmer.

"CAW CAW"

Jiang awoke to the familiar sound of seagulls fucking vigorously near his open window. The scent of standard grade polluted shit wafted through it. He hesitated to awaken, knowing that his morning wood would lead to imminent embarrassment, it was common procedure for him to turn on the T.V while lying in his bed. Reaching over, he shrugged a crusty cum-ridden sock aside to lift the remote up into his bosom. He hit the power button. It took a few moments for the screen to adjust because his T.V was shit.

"This just in: Russian Muslim Communist Liberals have bombed an orphanage full of pandas-"

That was all that Jiang absorbed into his greasy noggin. Wiping his hair out of his eyes, he limbered up onto the cold wooden floor and turned the T.V off again. He acknowledged that turning the T.V on at all was an act of shamefulness, but he didn't bother to adjust his tight schedule in the morning, nor did he ever think of replacing the loud ratter of multiple birds engaging in passionate loving with a normal alarm clock. In fact, he rather favored it. Sometimes it would help him get rid of his morning wood the hard way, this was brought to his attention now. As he stood silent in his room fantasizing about his seagull fetish, he was suddenly brought back to earth with the sound of a large bang downstairs. He was in no rush to investigate. As he stretched his stiff scrawny repulsive arms he noticed something out of the corner of his eyes.

Overnight, as his window was open, a seagull had sniped a shit through it. It was all over the floor. Jiang paced back a tiny bit, and then lunged forward, throwing projectile vomit on to the mound of iffy seagull pudding and dropping to his knees.

I will continue it later, if I can be assed.

Demondaze · Aug 11, 2011

That was fucking beautiful.

Toast · Aug 11, 2011

Demondaze said:

That was fucking beautiful.

Storywriting is not my forte, I appreciate it. I put my heart and soul into it.

Dudstraction! · Aug 11, 2011

crownedman104 said:

fuck it its anarchy i propose we overturn moderators and do just as this song says (btw this is mah fucking new theme song )
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You need to either hack or work your way to do that.
and gather followers.

Toast · Aug 11, 2011

Taking a break from my Clannad viewing I have decided to continue on with my story.

"CAW CAW"

Jiang awoke to the familiar sound of seagulls fucking vigorously near his open window. The scent of standard grade polluted shit wafted through it. He hesitated to awaken, knowing that his morning wood would lead to imminent embarrassment, it was common procedure for him to turn on the T.V while lying in his bed. Reaching over, he shrugged a crusty cum-ridden sock aside to lift the remote up into his bosom. He hit the power button. It took a few moments for the screen to adjust because his T.V was shit.

"This just in: Russian Muslim Communist Liberals have bombed an orphanage full of pandas-"

That was all that Jiang absorbed into his greasy noggin. Wiping his hair out of his eyes, he limbered up onto the cold wooden floor and turned the T.V off again. He acknowledged that turning the T.V on at all was an act of shamefulness, but he didn't bother to adjust his tight schedule in the morning, nor did he ever think of replacing the loud ratter of multiple birds engaging in passionate loving with a normal alarm clock. In fact, he rather favored it. Sometimes it would help him get rid of his morning wood the hard way, this was brought to his attention now. As he stood silent in his room fantasizing about his seagull fetish, he was suddenly brought back to earth with the sound of a large bang downstairs. He was in no rush to investigate. As he stretched his stiff scrawny repulsive arms he noticed something out of the corner of his eyes.

Overnight, as his window was open, a seagull had sniped a shit through it. It was all over the floor. Jiang paced back a tiny bit, and then lunged forward, throwing projectile vomit on to the mound of iffy seagull pudding and dropping to his knees.

A mushy slush of a puke and seagull shit solution covered Jiang's floor. Though it was a uniquely disgusting occurance, it awakened him nicely, closing his window promptly. His window was also polka-dotted in seagull shit. Stretching and pulling his pantaloons up to his nipples, he made his way downstairs. He was met with the image of his step-dad, a hairy man who would commonly spend his time plucking vegetables out of his sizable beard. His name was Sergei, a Russian ex-circus freak and talented unicyclist. He had fallen over and whacked his head off the counter.

"What the fuck are you doing faggot", yelled Jiang, cracking his knuckles.

"Fuck you, you mongaloid retard stepkid cunt", replied Sergei, adjusting his legs.

Breaking into a boxer stance, Jiang shuffled towards his step-dad, noticing the alarming amount of blood flooding the kitchen floor. He put out his hand to balance himself on a nearby table, puking all over the flowing blood that littered the floor. This angered Sergei, who staggered back on to his feet.

"Your mother was a whore" uttered Sergei. He lunged forward and caught Jiang clean in the cheek, launching him on to the floor, though he had anticipated it. Utilizing his drunkard step-dad's flooring, he backed himself up, throwing his foot and crunching Sergei right in the gulags. Sergei was not pleased. He puked all over his step-sons face. Noticing his disgust and confusion, Sergei capitalized on the situation and began to piss like a horse all over him. This bought him enough time to grab a nearby kettle and thrash Jiang's face with it.

Thus was the end of Jiang.

Dudstraction! · Aug 11, 2011

ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Demondaze · Aug 11, 2011

Toast said:

Taking a break from my Clannad viewing I have decided to continue on with my story.

"CAW CAW"

Jiang awoke to the familiar sound of seagulls fucking vigorously near his open window. The scent of standard grade polluted shit wafted through it. He hesitated to awaken, knowing that his morning wood would lead to imminent embarrassment, it was common procedure for him to turn on the T.V while lying in his bed. Reaching over, he shrugged a crusty cum-ridden sock aside to lift the remote up into his bosom. He hit the power button. It took a few moments for the screen to adjust because his T.V was shit.

"This just in: Russian Muslim Communist Liberals have bombed an orphanage full of pandas-"

That was all that Jiang absorbed into his greasy noggin. Wiping his hair out of his eyes, he limbered up onto the cold wooden floor and turned the T.V off again. He acknowledged that turning the T.V on at all was an act of shamefulness, but he didn't bother to adjust his tight schedule in the morning, nor did he ever think of replacing the loud ratter of multiple birds engaging in passionate loving with a normal alarm clock. In fact, he rather favored it. Sometimes it would help him get rid of his morning wood the hard way, this was brought to his attention now. As he stood silent in his room fantasizing about his seagull fetish, he was suddenly brought back to earth with the sound of a large bang downstairs. He was in no rush to investigate. As he stretched his stiff scrawny repulsive arms he noticed something out of the corner of his eyes.

Overnight, as his window was open, a seagull had sniped a shit through it. It was all over the floor. Jiang paced back a tiny bit, and then lunged forward, throwing projectile vomit on to the mound of iffy seagull pudding and dropping to his knees.

A mushy slush of a puke and seagull shit solution covered Jiang's floor. Though it was a uniquely disgusting occurance, it awakened him nicely, closing his window promptly. His window was also polka-dotted in seagull shit. Stretching and pulling his pantaloons up to his nipples, he made his way downstairs. He was met with the image of his step-dad, a hairy man who would commonly spend his time plucking vegetables out of his sizable beard. His name was Sergei, a Russian ex-circus freak and talented unicyclist. He had fallen over and whacked his head off the counter.

"What the fuck are you doing faggot", yelled Jiang, cracking his knuckles.

"Fuck you, you mongaloid retard stepkid cunt", replied Sergei, adjusting his legs.

Breaking into a boxer stance, Jiang shuffled towards his step-dad, noticing the alarming amount of blood flooding the kitchen floor. He put out his hand to balance himself on a nearby table, puking all over the flowing blood that littered the floor. This angered Sergei, who staggered back on to his feet.

"Your mother was a whore" uttered Sergei. He lunged forward and caught Jiang clean in the cheek, launching him on to the floor, though he had anticipated it. Utilizing his drunkard step-dad's flooring, he backed himself up, throwing his foot and crunching Sergei right in the gulags. Sergei was not pleased. He puked all over his step-sons face. Noticing his disgust and confusion, Sergei capitalized on the situation and began to piss like a horse all over him. This bought him enough time to grab a nearby kettle and thrash Jiang's face with it.

Thus was the end of Jiang.

/Fucking Masterpiece

Dudstraction! · Aug 11, 2011

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Romulus211 · Aug 11, 2011

What episode of clannad are you on that show is awesome.

Toast · Aug 11, 2011

Romulus211 said:

What episode of clannad are you on that show is awesome.

Just finished Tomoyo Arc. That shit was the best ending ever.

Just about to torrent the After Story, though, should be good.

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