None could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a really large gun. -The vault Dweller.
I remember I was just spending all day downloading movies and I came across Transformers 2 and said "Why teh fuck not?" and started the download. When it was all finished, I put it on my iTunes, and that's where I found out I just downloaded a three hour long porno. EVEN BETTER!
AMERICA HERE TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY, YAY. SCREWING SHIT UP BUT NOT FEELING GUILTY BECAUSE ITS AMERICA!