HEY GUYS THE ENGLISH UR BAD AT SPREACHEN TEH ENHGLISH LANGUAGE AND AMERICA IZ BETTUR AT IT. :twisted: The english invented 2 things that the americans do better MAKING TANKS AND SPEAKING ENGLISH :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [yt:3nmko3xc]sWS-FoXbjVI[/yt:3nmko3xc] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: NATIONLISM IS AWESOME
Pre-FUCKING-tend infe-motherfucking-riority and motherfucking encourage his fucking damn fuck arro-fuckin'-gance.
Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamned fast He never did win no checkered flag But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd say "El Sob #1!" With a bocephus sticker On his 442 he'd light 'em up Just for fun Captain Pierce was a fireman Richmond engine #3 I'll be a wealthy man when I get A dime for all the things that Man taught to me Captain Pierce was a strong man Strong as any man alive It stuck in his craw that they Made him retire at the age of 65 GO! Jerry was a race car driver 22 years old Had too many cold beers one night And wrapped himself around a telephone pole. go.
8 years old >At Carl's Jr. in the middle of 8 hour drive to LA >Going in with mom to get food >Order a fucking million chicken stars (fuck yeah) >Mom asks for me to bring out food to my dad, who's walking the dog >Start swaggering over to front exit, haters gonna hate >Slightly bump into something with top of head (I was looking down at the food) >Open the door >Walk over to my dad, who's back at the car >All of the sudden I hear, "HOLY SHIT!" from unknown person >Turn around >See 4 or 5 people running over to me, along with a worker >Start asking if I'm OK >Worker starts talking to my dad, asks not to sue >I ask what's going on >They all point at the window next to the exit >Window has huge cracks all over >I remember bumping head into something >I feel nothing then, felt nothing when it actually happened >I fucking broke a window with my head with no minor injuries whatsoever >Whole fucking crowd looks at me like I'm some sort of freak >Get into the car >Drive away
-I'm at costco with my friend (billy) -we're just walking around getting free samples at what not -and as we are checking out something catches our eye -we see these three girls two of which are ugly and one is gorgeous (jean) -eventually the two ugly girls leave each of us thinking that the hot girl likes us -after a while it because obvious that she likes me and my friend refuses to accept this -we start fooling around while my friend makes desperate attempts to get her interested in him -after a month of this she realizes that she is pregnant -my friend confronts me about this and I say to him: Billy, Jean is not my lover she's just some girl who thinks I am the one but that kid is not my son
[yt:34z2u1yr]Zi_XLOBDo_Y[/yt:34z2u1yr] come on man Michael Jackson, just as relevant as your "fresh prince of bel-air"
