While laying in my bed, I looked over at my desk and saw a sewing needle. I picked it up, sat on my chair and did a yoga-pose so I could see my left foot. Then, I punctured a hole just below my big toe and slightly to the right. I poked a hole deep enough so that blood started to seep out of it slowly and covered my foot in blood. Then, it stopped. A few moments after this, while laying in my bed again, a really cold feeling came from the wound in my foot. It felt so good I decided to stab my wrist to see if it would happen again. Turns out it didn't, and I've made a bandage from toilet paper. I should write a blog
My English teacher always told me; "If you want to make a good story, you have to draw the reader in and get there attention." You failed in getting my attention but I foresee lennins beard coming here and licking your tainted asshole because he thinks your awesome, so KUDOS!!
English teachers don't understand that English doesn't have to follow guidelines. Stories don't have to engross the reader, it's not entirely necessary. I, myself, don't actually plan on making amazing stories with an intricate plot and a crazy use of techniques. If you've noticed anything from my occasional stupid paragraphs that I post, you'll notice that I try to horrify the reader. I'm pretty sure I wrote about a guy violently puking after a seagull shit in his window and then he killed his dad with a kettle. Lennins Beard is probably going to lick my arse at every opportunity.
No, I've had a enough of your goddamn bullshit! From now on I'm going to be my own fucking man! Floss your own Maggots!
How the fuck are you going to feed yourself, you down-and-out? You've lived on my festering pube maggots for 3 fucking years and now you decide to pull a fast one on me? You disrespectful little cunt! Where the fuck else are you going to lick another man's asshole? India? I hope the Indian man pours curry shit all over your face, that's all you motherfucking deserve, you son of a fucking cunt slut bitch bastard! I GIVE YOU HOSPITALITY AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME YOU STUPID FUCKSTICK