Bargains, imprisoning me All that I see Absolute savings What a great deal What a great find Look at these jeans Damn I look sexy as heeeeellll
I went to click reply, and I saw his post was number 1500. Anyways, congratulations on being post number 156849, 1504 on this thread!
lol @ failure of a MineCon. I told you that Notch was an indecent cunt. He is a literal autist. Giant fucking hambeast. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Didn't Notch only hold Minecon so he and his friends could gamble away all their Jewspoons on the Strip?
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID NOTCH HELD MINECON BECAUSE HE WANTED MORE MONEY SO HE WENT TO LAS VEGAS AND INVITED TONNES OF FUCKING KIDS THERE BECAUSE HE IS A PEDOPHILE BUT THE ASPIE CHILDREN CAME WITH THEIR PARENTS AND SO THEIR PARENTS GOT BUTTHURT BECAUSE THE YOGSCAST SAID "FUCK" DURING ONE OF THE PRERECORDED SEGMENTS EVEN THOUGH NOTCH MADE LOTS OF MASTURBATION JOKES AND TOLD SIMON THAT HE FUCKED HIS MOTHER DURING AN INTERVIEW WITH THE YOGSCAST BECAUSE HE IS A SHITCUNT RETARD MONG FURRY NIGGER AND THEN THEY HELD AN AFTERPARTY THAT WAS HIJACKED BY GUIDOS BECAUSE DEADMAU5 SHOWED UP TO SUCK NOTCH'S COCK AND ALL THE KIDS WERE LUMPED IN WITH THESE JERSEY SHORE SCUMBAGS BUT THE KIDS DESERVED IT AND ONE GOT PUKED ON BECAUSE HE HAD THE FUCKING NERVE TO ATTEND NOTCH'S SHITTY FUCKING AFTERPARTY AND THEN HE WENT ON TWITTER AFTER THE EVENT TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE WAS SO BUTTMAD SOLELY BECAUSE THE YOGSCAST CALLED HIM A FAT FUCKING KYKE BECAUSE HIS MINECRAFT END CREDITS WERE WHOLEHEARTEDLY MEATY SHITCOCKS
If I attended MineCon, I'd probably do the same. Stupid fucking children. Probably because they are. They have 1 and a quarter million subscribers you slimy Swedish prick. Damn right you don't know how to run a company. Your fucking game is broken and you roll around in money all day. You should have paid them, they've had to deal with your tiny autistic fans. SHUT UP BITCH
So what exactly happened? It sounds like good drama but I can't be arsed to go find all the juicy details on my own.
Sounds like one hell of a party. Except, those fake Italiano dipshits ruined it, if what you said is true, that they actually were there.
Of course they're all British, but without the accent, Welsh, Irish, Scottish, none of those accents. What I'm trying to say is, that they're Yanks, but with British heritage of course.
Of course it bloody well did you cunt! it made perfect fuckin' sense! Shuttap you stupid mole! See what I did there?
