Lord of the Flies (a test of forum anarchy)

Viking Socrates · Dec 21, 2011

BattalionOfRed · Dec 21, 2011

Portal 2 ending.

That is all.

Viking Socrates · Dec 21, 2011

BattalionOfRed said: ↑

Portal 2 ending.

That is all.

COMPANION CUBE

Lennins Beard · Dec 21, 2011

I love that the kid who sits next to me in Science class is an even bigger Aspie than me. He discovered KYM last week, so I'm just counting down how long it takes for him to become a Bronay.

Lighthouse · Dec 21, 2011

Toast said: ↑

I said women. If you need proof, just go to any social networking site. I can guarantee that there are thousands of god-damn bitches with their tits out. They are all attention-grabbing trollops tarted in fake tan and are all scantily clad.

Not to mention that they have a tendency to capitalize every second or third word, a distinct ignorance of basic grammar, and just terrible English in general and often resort to attempting to portray accents in text. That being said, it isn't used wisely, like John Steinbeck's use of accents, it's poorly thought-out and is just blatantly confusing most of the time. Plus, "text-speak", in which they abbreviate the vast majority of the "sentences" they try to construct and add numbers along with their especially confusing abbreviated mumbo-jumbo. To add injury to injury, they also add a varying number of "x"s to the end of their messages to represent kisses. In fact, I have deciphered this hidden language to "I've sucked x many dicks".

Moving on to my next point, their clothing. There isn't much to be said here, as they all wear the same designer brand clothing, as well as silly accessories. The basic set-up is a colossal scarf which also serves as a "red carpet" for her majesty's huge fucking monster UGGs, which are essentially boots. UGGs are complicated to grasp as they can be "fake" or "real", but it doesn't really matter, as "fake" ones can be considered "fab" because they are "edgy" and "rebellious", but then again they can be referred to as "poor" because of it. All in all, it doesn't really matter. Moving up, they tend to wear "mini-skirts" which are basically the width of belts to fit around their thighs. Their pantsu are generally stained by shit and piss and menstrual fluid. Then, they wear "eco-friendly" designer clothing because they care about the environment. They typically have a thing in their hair, whether it be a feather, a rose, or some other stupid accessory. Oh, and maybe a hat. The hat is stupid. It can't compare to my fedora w/chinstrap.

Now, cliques they tend to belong to. Starting with the largest clique, the "sluts". These are girls raised in a troubled household which has suddenly lead to them having an incurable lust for being fucked. Maybe their dads payed particular attention to shampooing their fuds in the bath when they were toddlers. The next are the "dykes". These are the somewhat muscular "sporty" girls and "alcoholics". These are the "hard" bitches who have a holier-than-thou attitude and a very short fuse before they punch you in the pennybags. They smoke and drink like sailors and are open about their sexuality. Next, are the "nerds/emos/scene/edgy/gamer" girls. They are all the same. Do not let them deceive you. They are feminist scumbags who wait for any opportunity to spit on a man. They like to portray that they are "dark" and "mysterious", but they all have staple personalities, should it be the furry called "Bella" who draws wolves (poorly) or the weeaboo called "Gabby" who watches Naruto. They are all cunts. There can be sub-cliques, but these are rare.

Women are beaten by men in everything. Everything. Especially in psychological battles and especially in physical battles. They are feeble and weak structures and are easily overcome by the might of a man's huge muscles. They are powerless to resist a right hook in the tit. They stick to scratching and biting while men beat it out in fair duels. They are lying and scheming people. They also fail at critical thinking. Of the scientists you know, how many are women? Exactly. They have smaller brains than men. To get a bitch to shut her yap, it's as easy as socking her in the solar plexus, punching her in the temple and kicking her in the nape of the neck. It's as simple as that. Dispose of bitches stylishly.

Let us talk about why women should be treated as lesser beings. Only recently have women been considered "equals", and society has gone as far as to consider them greater than men. Since mankind's beginnings, women have been put in their place, to quote Nietzche: "The happiness of man is: I will. The happiness of woman is: he wills." They have been forever nothing more than caretakers and babymakers. However, recently, these motherfucking "feminists" have proclaimed that men are lesser, and they've got what they wanted. For example, if a man were to talk about cutting off a woman's clitoris on Television, he would be called a "cunt". However, if a dirty bitch talked about cutting off a man's scrotum, she would be applauded. That is how far it has come. This is what happens when you allow them to think for themselves: they cut your balls off and laugh about it. I say, we beat them and whip them and spit on them until they learn their places again. At least religion got it right with this one.

So, in conclusion, women are vile and predictable people. They do not deserve to be treated in the same light as the glorious man. With our huge guns and our genitals, we will stamp them in the vaginas and impregnate them until they learn that we own them.

I stopped reading at waffles.

and also while we are just posting random shit.

Viking Socrates · Dec 21, 2011

Lennins Beard said: ↑

I love that the kid who sits next to me in Science class is an even bigger Aspie than me. He discovered KYM last week, so I'm just counting down how long it takes for him to become a Bronay.

How long do you expect for the transformation to take a place?

Lennins Beard · Dec 21, 2011

Viking Socrates said: ↑

How long do you expect for the transformation to take a place?

If he replaces his Chuck Norris jokes with 20% cooler, then I'll know

Viking Socrates · Dec 21, 2011

Lennins Beard said: ↑

If he replaces his Chuck Norris jokes with 20% cooler, then I'll know

Ah yes 20% cooler, you know are school sells my little pony shirts.

Toast · Dec 21, 2011

Lennins Beard · Dec 21, 2011

Toast said: ↑

I love how like, 6% of all Youtube videos have that song in it

enso8 · Dec 21, 2011

BattalionOfRed · Dec 21, 2011

Lennins Beard said: ↑

I love how like, 6% of all Youtube videos have that song in it

I was expecting that retarded 009 Sound System song when you said that. But oh well, this one's an abomination as well.

Viking Socrates · Dec 21, 2011

BattalionOfRed said: ↑

I was expecting that retarded 009 Sound System song when you said that. But oh well, this one's an abomination as well.

Its either 009, Parlazer, let the bodies hit the floor, or linkin park song right?

BattalionOfRed · Dec 21, 2011

Viking Socrates said: ↑

Parlazer

I don't know about that one, probably because I never recognize it, but the other ones are all too common. Every time I go out and about searching random shit on YT I find them, plus very poorly produced videos that nobody can see.

Viking Socrates · Dec 21, 2011

How to make a YouTube video

Step one, Be a complete faggot you need this for this to work
Step two, have full blown autism and a tiny cock
step three, act stupid and talk about the things you like Make sure its cats, cause everyone loves cats like you.
Step four, then try to act smart by talking about something you seen in the news, forget the dildo in the background
step five, make sure that the entire time you have the most annoying song playing
step six, MORE FUCKING CATS
Step seven, act like a tough guy and say how many women you get
Step eight, MORE FUCKING CATS

now upload to YouTube and you will be a hit for sure, or people will call you a faggot.

Lennins Beard · Dec 21, 2011

Romulus211 · Dec 22, 2011

Toast · Dec 22, 2011

Lennins Beard said: ↑

Viking Socrates · Dec 22, 2011

That Toast was the most beautiful thing i have ever listen to in my entire life.

Lighthouse · Dec 22, 2011

Fucking Amazing shit toast.

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