Event 10045: Empire Of Friendly Pie continues expansionism: Do we: Send formal warning? [spoiler:3t8n4fni]-50 relations with friendlypie[/spoiler:3t8n4fni] CALL FOR WORLD CRUSADE AGAINST FRIENDLYPIE! [spoiler:3t8n4fni]-200 relations with friendlypie, war with friendlypie[/spoiler:3t8n4fni] Do nothing [spoiler:3t8n4fni]no effect[/spoiler:3t8n4fni] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Moshland tells us they chose CALL FOR WORLD CRUSADE AGAINST FRIENDLYPIE! [spoiler:3t8n4fni]-200 relations with friendlypie, war with friendlypie[/spoiler:3t8n4fni] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Word of the Mosh defiance had reached the Imperator at the Obsidian throne. He chuckled for a little bit, seeing as how a once great friend had gone against his interests. Realizing that a land invasion from Russia to the former US-Canada east coast would be extremely difficult, he instead ordered his men to high jack Mushroom cargo ships, and then fill them with terror drones. When these ships abruptly smashed into New York harbor, the Mosh inhabitants believed that the Captain was drunk, until thousands upon thousands of bike-sized drones poured out from the ship into N.Y.! They slaughtered the inhabitants, ripped the steel off Mosh tanks and inflicted terror in such a way that hasn't been seen since the cold war. Eventually someone stopped them when loser called "J.B." (I think you know who that is...) sang to the drones, disabling them as their sensors couldn't take the shitty music and self-destructed. However J.B. was hit by a meteor exactly after that. Meanwhile, 45 bombers, 22 fighters and 33 JFS's were given instructions to smash all inland mosh military installations. The Stealth bombers and JSF's delivered a heavy blow and reduced the Mosh war industry by 47.65%. The fighters dubbed "Skyswords" by the Mosh pilots, proved far superior in technology and tactics, forcing the MAF to ground all aircraft into under-ground, nuke-proof bunkers until Mosh scientist could catch up in technology. But for now, the skies above Mosh we're in the Pie's favor now... ----------------------------------------------------- After 2 weeks our advance began to grind to a halt in China, however in Russia we geared up for an offensive to reclaim Moscow: [spoiler:3cye3ium][/spoiler:3cye3ium] ------------------------------------------------------ To General Mosh: I demand that you and you're people embrace the god emperor Pie and join the Empire! We will show much mercy for those who convert, and will offer countless resources to rebuild you're nation. In contrast you're land will join the Empire, however you will gain control over the 15th army and all of the North America operations for the E.O.F. This offer shouldn't be rejected so quickly, remeber the drones? We can send another boat load...
To Friendlypie: send another boatload, see what happens... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ PREPARE TEH SECRET WEAPON
Ok then... RELEASE THE RICK ROLL DRONES BOYZ! [yt:3fcp1oxa]oHg5SJYRHA0[/yt:3fcp1oxa] That should keep you busy for a while...
Advisor: There are Rick Roll drones coming our way! General Mosh: Release teh secret weapon. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many thousands of miles away in Friendly Pie: The drones malfunction on takeoff as they recieve a strange electronic signal which they begin to play while flying over Friendlypie's cities. It is "Friday" by Rebecca Black. The carnage is added to when Moshland's drones fly over secret weapons facilities and military bases playing "My Moment" by Rebecca Black. This destroys the military power in Friendlypie and we quickly fly in with Paratroopers. The drones are still playing. Our Paratroopers have hardcore Rock and Roll to play in their headsets as they near drones. After the paratroopers land, we land amphibious assault vehicles. Friendlypie's leader is so surprised that this happened that he is found taking a bubble bath in his bedroom. Current State of World: [spoiler:3lvqg5o9][/spoiler:3lvqg5o9]
Realizing that the militia are incapable of defense, E.O.F. forces launch 2 first-strike plasma missiles (From a space station) at mosh and Stalin-modland. The bombs rips apart all the land within huge radius. Mosh soldiers in E.O.F. lose all forms of communication as Imperial walkers and mechanized divisions quickly establish a perimeter around them and slowly kill them off. Meanwhile E.O.F. in Alaska move into the Stalin capital of Stalingrad. remaining Mosh forces are trapped in Korea. [spoiler:1r93k9kl][/spoiler:1r93k9kl] A Imperator-class walker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [spoiler:1r93k9kl][/spoiler:1r93k9kl] White (In America)= Plasma bomb area of affect... White (In Europe)= Nuked cities. ------------------------------------------ So pleased with the "test" of his new and extremely expensive and powerful weapon. TheFriendlypie decides to personally oversee a massive buildup of super weapons. E.O.F. air-forces quickly are dispatched to reclaim their fatherlands skies, and E.O.F. armies push in all directions burning all their enemies with holy fire, blessed by the Imperator. A massive drive to India quickly forces Mosh and Mod/Stalin forces to assist in Pakistan. The Punjab line is established, a massive series of trenches to both sides. The skies become blackened and only artillery explosions are heard, moral on both sides is dangerously low. Another force from newly-conquered Japan is sent to Land in California as a diversion. L.A. and San Diego's citizens become subject to horrific Imperial weapon tests and Mod mass-media becomes greatly destroyed. The counter to the "Friday" scourge is complete, using his Physic abilities, Friendlypie kills all horrid singers and replaces them with ACDC agents! Also all Imperial drones have been disabled and scrapped, those in enemy territory have been ordered to self-destruct, and Mosh forces can now go back to their posts. And lastly Imperial agents North America have re-programmed the nuclear missiles in Moshland and Stalin-Empire to strike at Europe. In the mist of the confusion, all European powers have declared war on them and Invade North America. Mushroom, JayJay and Dud kingdom move into the Americas! Unknown to them (and they'l never know) that it was the E.O.F. who launched that Nuclear strike...
A program of destruction begins and we must go into specially made vaults. The world falls into nuclear winter! The wars continue, but only between very small groups.
This is gonna be like the intro into our RP that lead us into space... Any way I don't think Stalin can be attacked
I think we don't need a map anymore, all we need is our bravery and stout hearts! Onward to reclaim our lost civilization!
But, maps are teh asweomse, We need maps in order to sit back and relax in glory as we look at what we've done!
Well then someone else can do it, that map is hard to make... :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote:1r9fq5xq] Can I make a New one then?
Can I make a New one then?[/quote:11ewl9tx] Go on then... Make it after a nuclear apocalypse with small countries that vaguely resemble the old ones.
***Pre War Era*** [spoiler:60683hy6][/spoiler:60683hy6] After a relentless assault from the american Nations, the E.O.F. has managed to finally push on all fronts, India subdues, China falls, America burns, Russia plummets, Europe bows, Latin America joins and the Middle East surrenders to the mighty holy forces. After just 3 weeks of war the E.O.F. is pushing on all fronts with little mercy for care for the destruction of the Heretics and Profligates that litter holy Terra, pushing forth we quickly take our the Battalions of the red and advance into the southwest USA. Europe, seeing as how the all have common interests on attacking America and bracing for the E.O.F. advance forms the European Federation, which becomes the last Beacon of Democracy for the world. LK, also pushes for the United Terran Confederation, made to try and counter the E.O.F. and E.F. And finally in America, Stalin issues a call of help, for all humans, no matter what national, racial, ethnic, personal, religious or political background, to join him, in a Glorious crusade to reconquer Terra in the name of the God Emperor Stalin! But as the War dragged on, and so did the battle of Stalincity, people began to doubt the war, most thinking that the apocalypse was inevitable. And of those who did, some of the wealthy managed to construct large underground Vaults to shelter themselves from Nuclear attack, most of these where in the America, but the E.O.F. Imperator TheFriendlypie had ordered the construction of the obsidian throne before the Great War in the event of nuclear warfare. The Obsidian throne was 100 indestructible from and weapon of any kind, man-made or not. [spoiler:60683hy6][/spoiler:60683hy6] There he would escape and become dormant for 300 years. Meanwhile in America, Stalin and Pie's forces (Including both men themselves) battle for control over Terra. The Battle of Stalincity is vastly swinging in Pie's favor, and with his Blade pointing Stalin to the ground, he demands that Stalin surrender. Chuckling, Stalin says "Humanity does not work that way, you commit mass genocide of all others if they do not bow to you in fear or revolt, you are pathetic, all shall hail the Stalinator..." This was only ended when Imperator TheFriendlypie slit his head off. Instantly, Stalin's people, with little care for their safety, or the worlds, cry out in anguish. A Stalin- Fanatic, Mayor Emanuel, quickly takes control of the S.S.R.C. (Stalin Strategic Rocket Command) and launches an all-out strike on every Nation on earth. Europe and the U.T.C. launch nukes in response. TheFriendlypie quickly (using his physic powers) opens a portal to the Empire. Most of his forces quickly enter it and abandon the fighting in enemy territory, while others fall to the nuclear warheads. The E.O.F. then activates the Anti-Missile Shield (A.M.S.) and deflects 90% of all on-coming missiles to Imperial Lands, However, the Imperator orders all his forces to retreat back to the Fatherland and begin the campaign of out-lasting the Nuclear winter that will last for 200 years... Prior to that order however E.O.F. forces acquire certain locations across the globe, these include Iceland, Greenland, Pearl Harbor and some Atlantic islands. ----------------------------------- [spoiler:60683hy6][/spoiler:60683hy6] On the night of October 27, 2077, 23,000+ Nuclear Warheads would destroy the entire earth except for a few blessed places (Such as the E.O.F. or the American vaults). There is no further historical record after this.... Yet.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to the year 2156! We have largely out-lasted the Nuclear winter in most places (Such as the America's, Middle east and E.O.F.) and now reconstruction can commence! If you wonder what the Hell happened in those year's then: White spaces= Wasteland, similar to the Fallout universes' as it contains tribal's, raiders, mutated life, Military robots, cyborgs and experiments that have escaped. Largely wrecked Pre-War equipment, and intense radiation. Much of the world is either unpopulated or simply decayed. Have fun! :lol: :lol: :lol: *MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA* -Chaos God's
Dont make a pre-war era map without consulting people. I was meant to own former Hapsburg territory, not be a small state entrapped within yours. I doubt other people would enjoy your swallowing of them.
