Model United Nations (game 1)

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  1. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    South Korea is going to be busy doing some things but when the attack starts consider us at war with Iran.
  2. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    Launching nuke at the capital, Tehran, I am sorry it has come to this.
  3. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    I believe the unrealism in this thread has reached critical levels.
    A Militantly Islamic country is about to nuke another Militantly Islamic country for invading Israel(basiclly), and a country that just pledged to wipe the IPU off the map has just turned against Islam just 'cause.

    Surfusa is crying.

    Again, you did nothing but kill innocent civilians you cruel, heartless bastard. The military and government evacuated weeks ago.
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    SO MUCH IRRADIATED SAND!

    THE IPU LAUNCHES A NUCLEAR ATTACK ON THE CITY OF TEHRAN!
  5. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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    Does the U.S. admit to the sale of nuclear arms to the nations of the IPU and Afgahnistan?
    Does the U.S. truly condone this use of nuclear arms?
  6. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    South Korean forces invade Iran.
  7. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    DAMMIT MATT ANSWER MY NEGOTIATION OFFER, please.
  8. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Tehran, Iran is nuked, twice..

    ~22 civilians killed.
    0 soldiers killed.
    0 government officials killed.
    $0 in military equiptment destroyed.

    Good job.

    Watch North Korea invade you while your turned the other way.
    You Derp.

    Shaw, you can't just pop in and fuck up all realism. Either pick a different country or play as Lebanon could actually play.
  9. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    Afghanistan will send 20MPP worth of troops into the wastes of Iran (woops)
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    I don't know what France is smoking, but nuclear arms would severely limit the US's ability to give hugs to other countries. Additionally, Afghanistan and the IPU's participation in the USNWSP is common knowledge, but there is no sale involved.
  11. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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  12. Aloysius Well-Known Member

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    This ended unrealistically. Who would suicide there own country? but screw it ill send the 7mpp stationed in the IPU to invade Iran.
  13. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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    Then the French Republic demands to know where their nuclear arms originated and why they are claiming that they came from the U.S.
    Does the U.S. condone the actions of the nations of S. Korea, IPU, and Afghanistan?
  14. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    There is realism here? Pakistan and Israel are united, and Afghanistan just destroyed Iran.
  15. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Yes, the US armed and pretty much encouraged nuking the undefended and unarmed city of 22 million.
    You nuked one city, mind you. And the military intact, as is the government. And it turns out people hate you when you use Nuclear Weopans on them. The entire country of Iran is fighting against your army. Good luck occupying without committing Mass Genocide.

    No, PALESTINE and Israel are united. Although Israel kind of forced them too. Esac is the most unrealistic guy here. Do you REALLY want to be like Esac? No you don't. So be semi-realistic.
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    I know it went to crap when Iran refused to disband there jihad on the IPU
    I declare this part of the thread a fail!
  17. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    This just left all bases of realism long ago, but btw South Korea does not have nukes but we do have Chemical and biological warfare.

    So Iran is fucked is it not?
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    The IPU is reallocating it's resources. We send 5 MPP into Syria, to help Lebanese invade, and 30 MPP into Jordan into Jordan. Then, we send the rest into Egypt, to capture the Sinai Peninsula, and hold that border. We also wish our allies luck in Iran.
  19. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    I will leave surf up to discussing the details, put theres a lot of parades and celebrations going on those mountains over there...
  20. Surfusa Lost in space-time

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    Okay lock this temporaryily as I read this, finished writting an essay and now im on this s***! also no sealand. Also 1 nuke does do that much...

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