Most painful thing ever.

No mortal man should ever have to go through the pain of stepping on a Lego.

Who designed those little piece of infernal pain?

Ole Kirk Christiansen

I stepped on those little pieces of pure pain so many time, I don't know how I'm still alive.

I had to go to the hospital last time, they said I was lucky to still be alive.

I never had much of a problem with treading on Lego as a kid, although my brother did manage to crack my bedroom window by knocking over one of my lego tower blocks. This was in the dark days before double glazing. Either that or the old people who lived in the house before had never heard of it.

I used to play with Lego and apparently I really liked it. In fact it was probably the only toy that could keep me busy for so long.

Playing with Legos made me fell like a god, I would create so much and then destroy it.

It would have to be a boot to the balls. I felt physically sick for about an hour afterwards.

Or the time my now ex satanic girlfriend took a combat boot to my nuts and started beating the shit out of me for her own sexual gratification.

Me and my grandfather once built an entire old western town from scratch out of legos, then my friend at the time came over and broke all of them because he was a dick. >.>

I remember once I made a giant space ship out of legos... then threw it at a wall, took me 20 minutes picking them up and stepping on them.

Is that ex girlfriend or ex-satanic? I do love to be pedantic about people's wording...

You should have devoured his/her soul and then made a lego replica of his body then Destroyed it.

Ex girlfriend who was satanic and bi........

I made once a fighter jet/airplane with Lego, but unfortunately it crashed... ON A FRIEND OF MY BROTHER!

We made it entirely from scratch too. We didn't use any old west kits or anything like that.

Then that must really suck it got knocked down like that, Im pretty sure you where not too happy with the friend who knocked it down.

Well we have established all of our childhood friends are pricks...

Also has anyone here taken a tomahawk to the face here?

Well at least it wasn't an arrow to the knee.
Or an arrow to the knee joke, for that matter.

Well that was unnecessarily painful, and I would know cause i took a combat boot to the nuts.