Most painful thing ever.

( Read as an arrow to the knee joke ) I used to be a criminal... then the police brutally beat the fuck of me because I spit on there boots and soon was sent to a trail by people who are racist to gingers and was sent to a prison where I met some people that I wish I didnt and soon 70% of my bones were broken and the police didnt care because they are dickheads and some big black guy raped me. I learned my lesson.

You kicked him in the nuts??

That was Chelsea......Why Chelsea why i thought we where friends

Btw, the most painfull thing ever?? Has to be an arrow to.... fuck I can't do this anymore.

I kick every guy in the nuts, it's nothing personal.

But why did you kick me four times then huh?

Sexual Pleasure.

Also it is here today were I announce my war on Legos... add that to my wiki page. http://josefvstalin.wikia.com/wiki/Lighthouse418

Why don't i have a wiki page and

We all know that Chelsea gets intense sexual gratification by kicking me the nuts and then nursing them back to health with more boot stomping.

I shall make a wiki for all forum members... who arent pricks.

THE WIKI SHE'LL RISE AGAIN.

You can make one yourself. =P

But then it just won't be as awesome, and its better to get everyone's opinion on me or for them to edit the wiki page.

Done. Feel free to edit to your political views because I honestly didnt know very much.

http://josefvstalin.wikia.com/wiki/Viking_Socrates

Lighthouse obviously did his...

Pretty much that I'm the only none crazy socialist/communist on the forums (One of the only who didn't go the entire spam everyone page) and the only one of the group who actually likes Kali, I have a hatred of all forms of toast, I am the reincarnation of Lennins_beard, I am Orthodox christian and a possible pedophile, I am from fucking Poland, and im usually a nice guy unless you wish ill against Fidel Castro then I threaten to have you killed and your family raped. I also am in love with everyone dutch and will die to protect theme. I am the sole person who knows/cares of the African world on the forum (LONG LIVE ZAIRE) I dated a satanic chick and that im quite possible well can't tell you all that just yet.

Also school/catholic uniforms turn me on.................alot.


You can add anything else if you can think of it, also the fact that I have more likes then most people could wish to have in a mortal lifetime.

I added a little quote that pretty much makes me laugh everytime I read it.

Viking is a fool.

Or the time when Unholy liked everything I did and then unliked it and I got pissed at him

also the fact I read the entire Libyan thread just for the lulz.

Anything else I or you guys can add....

Ah yes, the like and unlike incident, fun time fun times.

It reminds me of the time we had together *Sad montage music play*


Well there is only one thing I could add other then that or what you guy's can think of.